Thursday, January 13, 2011
Sarah Palin Hates This Blog*
Sarah Palin's new website,, contains a list of bloggers who need to be "eliminated". And I made the list! My avitar is in crosshairs and everything! Sarah goes on to write "These bloggers hate America and should be hunted down and killed like rabid animals."

When confronted about such an obvious call for violence, Palin responded "Jeez, it's one of those metaphors. 'Hunting down and killing' just means 'leave a strongly worded comment'. Duh."

When pressed, she added "Blah blah patriotism blah family blah blah blah values."

*This is all a lie.