I meet a lot of stupid people in my travels around the Las Vegas valley, so when they learn I'm from Louisville, Ky, I get a lot of dumbass questions like "Did you have indoor plumbing growing up?" and "Did you wear shoes?" I usually reply, "You're from Las Vegas, so are you a blackjack dealer or a whore?"
I have a hard time making friends.
I have a hard time making friends.
5 Comments:
Beautiful comeback! You could always toss in male escort and stripper, for variety.
If you want friends, maybe you should poop in public more often!
Dena,
All over America people are so backwards I feel like I'm trapped in a Kris Kross video. Louisville is the only city in Kentucky I'd live in, but that's just me. Louisville actually has much more culture than Las Vegas, not that I took advantage of it when I lived there. E.P.Z., I honestly don't know what "link to your blog" means. My good friend Alisha long-distance walks me through all technical issues.
Yes, Mr. Zoo, you may link away. Sorry for my technical ignorance.
Wahahahahaha!!! My boyfriend grew up in Africa. He always gets, "Are there a lot of white people there?"
Post a Comment
<< Home