Friday, May 13, 2005
Mister Personable
I meet a lot of stupid people in my travels around the Las Vegas valley, so when they learn I'm from Louisville, Ky, I get a lot of dumbass questions like "Did you have indoor plumbing growing up?" and "Did you wear shoes?" I usually reply, "You're from Las Vegas, so are you a blackjack dealer or a whore?"

I have a hard time making friends.


10 Comments:

Blogger Steve Caratzas said...

Beautiful comeback! You could always toss in male escort and stripper, for variety.

Blogger Osbasso said...

If you want friends, maybe you should poop in public more often!

Blogger n.v. said...

Todd, I imagine that Kentucky is a beautiful state. Are the people backwards there, or do you find that people are backward all over 'Merica?

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

You need your own show....can I link to your blog?

Blogger bikipatra said...

hheheheheheh...foreigners always ask me about the show "Dallas" when they hear I am from Texas. Now we have the outlandish show "Sheer Dallas" giving an awful perception of my hometown. Catch it on TLC. Full of gay hairdressers and plastic surgery victims.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Dena,
All over America people are so backwards I feel like I'm trapped in a Kris Kross video. Louisville is the only city in Kentucky I'd live in, but that's just me. Louisville actually has much more culture than Las Vegas, not that I took advantage of it when I lived there. E.P.Z., I honestly don't know what "link to your blog" means. My good friend Alisha long-distance walks me through all technical issues.

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

link to your blog = can i point people that read my blog to yours...

i thought i should add that i live in a small country town but work in seatttle...my coworkers give me crap about tractors, 4x4s, Calvin pissing on car brand stickers, cows...sad but they are right!

Blogger yournamehere said...

Yes, Mr. Zoo, you may link away. Sorry for my technical ignorance.

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

Your technical ignorance is overshadowed by your ability to say 'fuck you' in such a wordy way. consider yourself linked.

Blogger Kristina said...

Wahahahahaha!!! My boyfriend grew up in Africa. He always gets, "Are there a lot of white people there?"

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