A terrific source of pure hilarity is Free Republic. These are hateful, delusional people and I mock their collective existence.
What do the "freepers", as they call themselves (no really, they call themselves that) think of Fox News?
"I don't watch Fox. Too far left."
"The problem with FOX is that they are pandering to people that truly want fair and balanced. We conservatives want the truth."
Classic. These folks are going to be the death of satire. What can Jon Stewart say that's funnier than that?
But will they ever watch Fox News?
"The only time I will watch any FOX News program is when they have Sarah Palin on."
There you go. A wingnut can't crawl out of his undisclosed location without Sarah's name coming up. She's a shinning beacon in the sea of crazy.
"I was a Fox junkie until about 2 months ago. Morning, noon, night I watched it all. The programming made a major turn toward Obama right after Labor Day and I stopped cold turkey."
I guess the one hour special hosted by Sean Hannity in which a discredited anti-semite called Obama a terrorist was in fact "a major turn toward Obama." Funny, I thought it was a shameful smear job.
"I haven’t virtually watched news since election night — I have honestly, before God in heaven, watched NOT ONE SINGLE SECOND of news since Obummer was elected. And I was a former news junky. Obummer is now 'the name that will not be spoken' in our house, even though I’m teaching my homeschooled four children to honor the office even if they cannot honor the man."
It's "junkie", moron. Your poor children won't be able to spell, but at least you'll teach them all about phony, self-serving moralizing.
"Attorney General will definitely be an ultra-liberal, probably black rights lawyer."
Too bad Johnny Cochran is dead.
And it wasn't long before Sarah was mentioned again.
"I'm sorry you were the nominee, John McCain. But! Thanks for at least one thing....for introducing us to the new face of the Republican party."
Oh, please let it happen! I ask for so little, God. Let the Repubs ignore all the data that screams "Moderates are afraid of Palin!"
"Hang tough, Sarah. McCain has an ego problem and needs to go. We can no longer tolerate his kind in our party. I could care less if gives the Dems 60 seats in, it does not matter as he will probably 'reach across the isle' and vote with them anyway. Its time to clean house folks and get the trash out of our party, starting with John McCain."
This insane person voted for "Trash" McCain less than a week ago.
This is even better. Let Sarah run as a third party candidate in 2012. Just go ahead and call it the "Dumb as a Fucking Stump" party. If it ends up being Obama vs. Romney in four years, I wonder who Sarah's run would hurt the most?
"As the woman who fought for the campaign with the strength of a thousand warriors is assailed by every loser there is, where is John McCain?"
She spent someone else's money with the strength of a thousand shoppers, that's for sure.
What do the "freepers" think of Mittens?
"Romney has led this attack on a woman in his vicious, fascist, depraved, way."
Did, he, really, do, that?
This is my absolute favorite:
"Secession. It’s our only hope. The lib Northeast and West will collapse if we withdraw and refuse to send in our tax dollars. In just a few years the Red States will be the worlds #1 economic powerhouse and the starving lib states will beg to rejoin us and do things our way."
Thank you for your thoughts, Ghost of Jefferson Davis. Not only is that a treasonous statement, it's also fucking stupid.
Is this just states? I don't want to move again, so I say let all blue counties stay in the original USA. We'll take New York, Chicago, etc, and the Red States of Amurakuh can have Sisterfuck, West Virginia.