Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Saxby Chambliss: Sugar Whore

I'm no fan of Kentucky Republican Senator Mitch McConnell; he's a Bush apologist, he runs dirty campaigns, and most of all, he's a ferret-faced fuck.

But compared to Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss, McConnell is my political hero.

C'mon, his name is Saxby. I'm on record as being anti-Saxby. In fact, if your name is Saxby, fuck you!

In 2002, Saxby ran the dirtiest campaign ever, comparing war hero Max Cleland, a man who left an arm and both legs in Vietnam, to Osama Bin Laden. That is repugnant stuff, and of course, it worked. He won a close election.

However, that sleazy campaign is nothing compared to his reaction to the Imperial Sugar factory explosion, which occurred in February of this year.

The explosion was one of the worst industrial accidents in Georgia history, killing fourteen and injuring forty. Studies by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration concluded that not only was the explosion caused by outdated machinery and lax safety regulations, but that management was aware of the problems and ignored them.

So, was the junior Senator from Georgia upset that corporate neglect killed fourteen of his constituents? No, not at all, it seems. Since the sugar industry in general and Imperial Sugar in particular were large contributors to his campaign, Senator Saxby Chambliss went after the whistleblower in the case.

According to this story, Chambliss barged into a Senate subcommittee, of which he wasn't even a member, and asked the whistleblower loaded questions supplied by Imperial Sugar.

Way to have the people's best interest at heart, you piece of shit.

Yes, Saxby Chambliss is a Republican, but this has nothing to do with election year politics. You can support John McCain and still think Saxby Chambliss is an unrepentant wad of human filth.

At least he makes me feel "lucky" to be stuck with Mitch McConnell.


12 Comments:

Blogger Übermilf said...

You know, when he dies and St. Peter is conducting HIS hearing, no one is going to burst in and save HIS ass.

Then, if it were up to me, he would experience an eternity of being blown to smithereens in hell's sugar manufacturing plant.

When Chambliss dies, Lee Atwater and Dick Nixon will be anally raping him for all eternity in hell if there is such a place.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Anally raped is good.

Saxby's goin' down.

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

I prefer to believe that Max Cleland's missing limbs will be the stars of Saxby's personal hell.

Blogger Vache Folle said...

My family's only reson for going to the polls this year is to vote against Saxby.

Blogger Nick said...

The thought of Saxby being repeatedly ass-raped by Cleland's ghost-limbs in hell makes me laugh.

Blogger Nick said...

Also, when are you going to stop with all this political bullshit?

Blogger Nick said...

This is for VRWC. You mentioned your sign getting stolen a few posts back.

A solution

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

He should be covered in sugar and set on fire.

And then be anally raped for eternity.

While being beaten with missing limbs.

With Mariah Carey playing forever in the background.

Blogger Jo said...

I'm with Nick. I mean I'm looking foward to the end of this election. I only pray that whoever wins will win by a huge HUGE margin so that when it is done, it's done. Then you can go back to being bitter and angry about funny stuff ;-)

Blogger yournamehere said...

Regardless of who wins and by what margin, I have several months worth of post-election analysis at the ready.

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

What I really love about this whole bullshit that Chambliss pulled is that he and his demonic minions were questioning Cleland's patriotism. Chambliss received 5 student deferments during the Vietnam war! Seriously, there is a warm vat of shit in hell for guys like him to spend eternity boiling in.

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