Fart in the Wind (Goodbye Sarah P)
Goodbye Sarah P
There was nothing about you but looks
You charged girls for rape kits
And you banned a lot of books
You crawled out of the woodwork
With your tiny little brain
You had several children
And you gave them stupid names
And it seems to me your political life
Is like a fart in the wind
And the bad smell went away
When the votes came in
And I'm glad I didn't know you
'Cause you seem like a bitch
When it seemed McCain would lose
You threw him in a ditch
Interviews are tough
When you don't have a clue
Rush made you a superstar
But you turned the red states blue
Moderates and women
Oh, they really hated you
Even your supporters
Just wanted to see you in the nude
And it seems to me your political life
Is like a fart in the wind
And the bad smell went away
When the votes came in
And I'm glad I didn't know you
Because you make me ill
Your legend will burn out long before
Your ambition ever will
17 Comments:
Goshdarnit,
Maybe you can get the Mavericks to record that for ya!
At least Hamas is happy tonight.
I want to hear some more of your brother's unfounded complaints.
Hamas and some damn fine Americans.
Bro,
can I have one moment of joy? Is that too much to ask?
Yeah, he's starting to sound like Judge Schmaels in Caddyshack.
Does he use the word "Coloreds" when referring to a group of black people?
I'm asking for a friend.
Nick,
non-voters aren't allowed to comment on political issues. Come back next week when I'll be talking about tits and beer again.
Somewhere there is a Grammy with your name on it.
Well done everybody!
1) Piper and Willow are AWESOME names.
2) Scott, I am sorry it turned out this way. When Todd and I are married, I am going to insist that we send half of our welfare checks to you.
3) Todd, I hope this makes you happy for at least a couple of days :-)
Todd,
It is my duty as an American to comment on political issues regardless of whether or not I voted or how well informed I am.
In fact the more inflammatory the comment, The more American.
Also, Piper and Willow are only awesome names if you plan on giving your children berets and encourage them to engage in everyday activities shoeless.
My adoration for you knows no bounds, good sir. :)
I breathed a sigh of relief.
Piper and Willow are fine if you star in a show with a talking cat and your nipples are the most talent seen there! wewonwewonwewon!
Beautiful. *wipes tears*
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