Fire Marshall Bill's Been Working Out

The Hot Chicks with Douchebags site is a constant source of hilarity, but they almost shit the bed with this horror-rape of a picture.

This guy is all kinds of Wrong. He's a Wrong Variety Pack, from his burnt sienna tan to his teeny tiny legs.

And he works hard to look like this! Think of the hours in the weight room, the pharmacy of steroids injected, and the ten days he vacationed on the surface of the sun; all so he could be mocked by some fat guy from Kentucky.

He completely ruined that woman. "Babe, if you wanna be with me, you need to step up your extreme weightlifting and unhealthy tanning. I like my gals mannish and leathery."

Or to be fair, maybe she ruined him. Maybe he was your typical guy, going to the gym to lose his middle-age gut, when the goddess Testosteronous entered his life. "You need sun and steroids, honey. I want your scrotum to look like rotten fruit."

At least they have each other.