People will see this movie. It won't make "Pirates" money, but people will see it and line the pockets of the unfunny hacks responsible for it.
"FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU WHITE CHICKS"
That should be a warning to stay away, not a fucking selling point! White Chicks is the movie where Shawn and Marlon Wayans pretended to be "rich hotel heiresses" and got away with it. Yes, imagine two black men in bad wigs and makeup pretending to be Nicky and Paris Hilton. No one would notice, not even their parents or their numerous male suitors. "Hey, Paris, I've fucked you about a million times and I never noticed your ten-inch cock until today. Oh well, let's take the private jet to Vegas."
So now one of these guys is playing a midget criminal pretending to be a baby. I'm laughing already, and by "laughing" I mean "sneering in contempt at the stupidity of the movie-going public".
Hey, I enjoy a stupid comedy as much as the next guy, but Shawn and Marlon Wayans don't even try. This is the equivalent of those Ernest Goes to... movies from several years ago: Low budget, hastily filmed comedies aimed at people who laugh at everything they see.
I openly campaigned for all theatres showing Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift to be turned into makeshift gas chambers, killing anyone who paid money to view that shit. I only recommend a good boot to the ass to those who see Little Man because this film won't inspire drunken white trash teenagers to drag race on public streets. Still, I'm amazed at what passes as entertainment. Just seeing the trailer for this film made me a little dumber.