Hey look, kids; it's a picture of Karl Rove showing a potential female suitor the size of his erect penis.
In case you haven't read it elsewhere, Rove is resigning at the end of the month. Karl Rove is commonly referred to as "Bush's Brain". Isn't being known as "Bush's Brain" kind of like being known as "Stephen Hawking's Legs"? Was that a cheap shot? I didn't think so.
So what's Karl Rove going to do with all of his free time? Well, he's rededicating himself to his first love: Killing sick children. As Rove told the Associated Press "When I think of all of the resources wasted on these gimpy little kids who probably aren't going to get better anyway, it just makes me want to vomit. I say kill them, and grind their bones to make my paperweights."
Of course, trying to convert the nation's Ronald McDonald Houses into death camps won't take all of Rove's time, so he also plans to learn to play the accordion.
Good luck, Human Personification of Pure Evil!