I was going to use this rather humorous photo of an incoherently drunk Eli Manning to make fun of the New York Giants' quarterback. After all, I greatly dislike the New York Giants, and Eli has been playing shitty lately.
But then I did a little soul searching. Ok, I watched Family Guy and had a bourbon, but whatever. In this "embarrassing" photo, Eli has both a wicked buzz and his arm around a nubile young lass. I'd love to be in that position this weekend! That's a good night by most standards.
I wouldn't get drunk on Miller Genuine Draft because I hate bottled afterbirth, but you get what I'm saying.
In conclusion, I have mixed emotions: Eli Manning's worst moment is better than most of my good ones; but if the Giants keep him as their starter they'll never win another Super Bowl.
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I think he has what it take, somewhere down deep, but he needs to sit behind a legendary QB for 2-3 years and then re-emerge...caterpiller effect or whatever.
He can afford the good stuff yet he drinks Miller?
I'm wagering that pretty girl has some ugliness hidden somewhere, because he clearly has no taste.
Miller Genuine Draft® is a fine beer. As is the case with all great Miller® products.
Great pic.
Eli Manning does not suck...He is a great QB... I Know he aint as good as Peyton Manning... he is still AWSOME!!!
And even though this pic shows him drunk... he is still a great guy...everyone takes bad pics..... Dont diss Eli Manning
Holy Crap were you wrong in that last sentence. I would have thought the same thing back in November though! It's pretty funny today though.
I predict he'll win the Super Bowl just to spite you. And no, I'm not writing this on Feb. 9, 2008.
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