Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Eli Manning isn't a great quarterback, but...

I was going to use this rather humorous photo of an incoherently drunk Eli Manning to make fun of the New York Giants' quarterback. After all, I greatly dislike the New York Giants, and Eli has been playing shitty lately.

But then I did a little soul searching. Ok, I watched Family Guy and had a bourbon, but whatever. In this "embarrassing" photo, Eli has both a wicked buzz and his arm around a nubile young lass. I'd love to be in that position this weekend! That's a good night by most standards.

I wouldn't get drunk on Miller Genuine Draft because I hate bottled afterbirth, but you get what I'm saying.

In conclusion, I have mixed emotions: Eli Manning's worst moment is better than most of my good ones; but if the Giants keep him as their starter they'll never win another Super Bowl.


Eli sucks balls. I mean seriously, he is awful. It just goes to show that as long as you are rich and famous, you can look like John Merrick and pound nubile chicks.

Blogger Dr. Chingasa said...

I think he has what it take, somewhere down deep, but he needs to sit behind a legendary QB for 2-3 years and then re-emerge...caterpiller effect or whatever.

Blogger GiveEmHellHarry said...

Football, Schmootball. If you can be an obviously drunk tool drinking warm cow piss in a bottle and still get the hot, your life is golden. Play on, young Eli. Play on.

Blogger Übermilf said...

He can afford the good stuff yet he drinks Miller?

I'm wagering that pretty girl has some ugliness hidden somewhere, because he clearly has no taste.

Blogger Nick said...

Miller Genuine Draft® is a fine beer. As is the case with all great Miller® products.

Blogger dguzman said...

Great pic.

Eli Manning does not suck...He is a great QB... I Know he aint as good as Peyton Manning... he is still AWSOME!!!

And even though this pic shows him drunk... he is still a great guy...everyone takes bad pics..... Dont diss Eli Manning

Blogger Skip said...

Looks as if you missed that call. Stupidity comes back to bite you in the ass.

Blogger Darren said...

Holy Crap were you wrong in that last sentence. I would have thought the same thing back in November though! It's pretty funny today though.

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

I predict he'll win the Super Bowl just to spite you. And no, I'm not writing this on Feb. 9, 2008.

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