Sunday, June 29, 2008
Summertime, and the racism's easy...

The other day, conservative hanger-on Grover Norquist referred to Barack Obama as ...wait for it...wait for it..."..John Kerry with a tan." Oh, for God's sake! This guy, while unconscionably evil, is way too intelligent not to know how that sounds.

Of course, this is the jackal who compared the estate tax to the Holocaust. Yeah, taxing a trust fund layabout for money he didn't earn is about the same as killing six million people. Nice work, guy named after a muppet.

Let me just go ahead and say that Grover Norquist is Karl Rove with a 70s porn-cunt for a face. See, that was insulting without being racist. It can be done, and I don't have two degrees from Harvard.

These fuckers have been getting away with this shit for far too long now. The solution? A good old fashioned public execution. We need to shoot Grover Norquist in the head and show it on live TV. Show it right before the season premiere of American Idol when lots of easily manipulated simpletons are watching; you know, the kind of compost-brained fucks who thought it was a good idea to call french fries "freedom fries".

Me: "Hi, I'm Todd and I'm the host of Blow off Grover Norquist's Face. Don't worry, we'll get to your Top Forty shitfest soon enough, idiots. But first we're going to kill Grover Norquist like we're the Mafia and he owes us money. Any last words, Grover?"

Grover: "Whatever you do, don't tax my estate!"

Note: For those of you who've come here by accident looking for merkin photos, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO KILL GROVER NORQUIST. Lighten up, Francis.