Tuesday, June 10, 2008
A couple of things that happened at work today
-We hired a guy who has a moustache just like 70s porn star Harry Reems.

-One of our cashiers played a game of "Make the Bad Joke Before the Customer Does" and it backfired big time. Here's the conversation:

Cashier: "Your total comes to $19.79. 1979 was a pretty good year."

Customer: "Hell no! That's the year my father died."


Maybe tomorrow will be better.


Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

He should've said, "Yeah, I always hated your dad." that would've saved the joke.

Blogger Lil Sass said...

I am gonna have nightmare about that douchebaggery moustache! hahaha

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

As my grandma says, "Everything will be OK, or it won't."

You're welcome.

Blogger flounder said...

Could have been worse. The customer could have said any of the following:

That was the year I was taken captive by Islamist extremists in Iran.

That was the year that I was exposed to massive levels of radiation while working at Three Mile Island.

That was the year that my brother died at a Who concert in Cincinnati.

That was the year that a piece of Skylab destroyed my house.

Blogger John said...

I'm meaner than the rest of you. I'd have said something like, "Oh really? Was he a drunk too? Is that what killed him? You probably got the alkie gene from him. Here's your change."

Blogger Anthony said...

Is it an ironic mustache or just a plain old mustache, because that makes all the difference in the world.

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

Proper answer-- "Yeah, well he probably had it coming..."

1979 was the year I was released from my four year sentence of high school. It was a very good year.

Blogger Tracy said...


I think Harry Reems is Chicago's own Walking Man!

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