Monday, October 06, 2008
Holy fuck I'm sick and tired of Sarah Palin
That vicious, arrogant scumbag Sarah Palin is at it again. It's obvious that her role in the McCain campaign is that of attack dog, because this person, who can't take questions at a press conference like every single other vice presidential candidate in modern times, nor answer an easy question from a relative lightweight like Katie Couric without sounding like a dumb child, is doing nothing but attack Barack Obama's character. She isn't attacking his policies, because she doesn't know what a policy is.

First she brought up the old business of Bill Ayers, who blew up a building when Obama was eight years old. It isn't enough that Obama denounced the man's actions when he actually was made aware of them.

Obama was once on a committee with this guy, so that means, in Palin's affected folksy-speak, that he's "pallin' around with terrorists." Well I've got news for you: Sarah Palin is fucking a traitor to the United States of America. She's had...what, fifteen children with this traitor? Todd Palin was a member of the Alaskan Independence Party, a group that calls for Alaskan secession from the United States. That sounds like a fucking traitor to me; and if Sarah Palin can bring up a guy who was on a committee with Barack Obama in the 1990s, then I get to mention the man who probably blew a load on her chest last night.

And as long as we're playing the quilt by association game made so popular by Palin/McCain, here's a quote, circa 1991, from Alaskan Indpendence Party founder Joe Vogler: "The fires of hell are frozen glaciers compared to my hatred for the American government. And I won't be buried under their damn flag." Gosh o' golly, that fella seems like he doesn't see America like you or I, you betcha! *Wink*

Sarah also brought up Reverend Wright, so I'm going to mention Thomas Muthee, the crazy minister who prayed over Sarah Palin to save her from...wait for it, wait for it... WITCHCRAFT!!! But right before that, with Sarah sitting in the front row, he said something anti-Semitic:

"The Bible says that the wealth of the wicked is stored up for the righteous. It's high time that we have top Christian businessmen, businesswomen, bankers, you know, who are men and women of integrity running the economics of our nations. That's what we are waiting for. That's part and parcel of transformation. If you look at the -- you know -- if you look at the Israelites, that's how they work. And that's how they are, even today."

What he is saying is "Let's get the money out of the hands of those dirty thievin' Jews." You can spin it all you want, but that's what that man said three minutes before Sarah Palin let him pray over her. I wonder how the many Jewish people in the state of Florida would feel about that? Too bad the mainstream media glosses over it, even though there's a video of it on Youtube.

Sarah Palin likes to run around spouting her allegedly homespun yarns and sayings. Well, there's a saying here in Kentucky that applies to her one hundred percent: "If I could buy her for what she's worth and sell her for what she thinks she's worth, I'd be a millionaire." I have never, ever seen such unfounded arrogance in my life. And why not? The media lets her play by a different set of rules. She didn't even have to answer the questions in the debate. Not once did the moderator step in and say "Answer the questions that I ask or I'll ignore you the rest of the night."

Finally, I've read online that her son is a drug dealer who joined the army to avoid prison. Is this true? Who cares? How do you like them apples, Sarah?


Blogger lostinutah said...

I literally just received an e-mail from a family member (a chain e-mail) basically stating Obama is the anti-Christ. I'm not kidding. As in "The Omen".

I want to puke.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

"Folksy" and "home-spun" have a whole new meaning now.

It's as if spewing hateful lies is okay, as long as you're sewing it into a quilt or onto a needlepoint wall hanging.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

You make me so happy.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Oh, and the suburban soccer mom who is struggling with the economy just like you and me? Worth a million and a half dollars.

Blogger Lil Sass said...

True Story re: her white trash kid evading jail time for doing every drug in the book. I've turned a deaf ear to her for so long but at this point, I really would like her to die maybe. Yeah, you read it.

Blogger the_LuLi said...

Look, fair article. Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

I'm at a loss to understand how her husband could be a card-carrying member of a group advocating Alaska leaving the union, and she, though not a member of the group, spoke before that group and they are not being crucified for this?

"Folksy" and "home-spun," where I come from, are usually polite words for "idiot."

Blogger Ambitious Blonde said...

I adore you for typing what I can't seem to without flying into an apoplectic rage.

Blogger The Mortgage Chick said...

Gee and I though the VP debate would have made a good drinking game with her saying 'maverick' but we'd have been a Nation Shitfaced if we'd played with shots for 'my friends' last night!

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