Thursday, July 23, 2009
My Top Ten Favorite Simpsons Episodes Part Two
And now the not-at-all-anticipated part two.

Itchy and Scratchy Land -The family goes to "the violentest place on Earth". Hilarity ensues.

"When you get to hell, tell 'em Itchy sent you."

Sideshow Bob Roberts - Sideshow Bob runs for Mayor of Springfield on the Republican ticket.

TV AD: "Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor."

King-Size Homer - Homer gains a dangerous amount of weight so he can get partial disability and work at home.

"Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see 'Honk If You're Horny' in peace."

Two Bad Neighbors - Former President Bush (the first one) moves into the mansion (never seen before or since) across the street from the Simpsons.

"Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions."

A Fish Called Selma - Actor Troy McClure marries Aunt Selma to hide his bizarre fish fetish from the world.

NEWSCAST: "70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams. We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy from such films as 'The Verdict Was Mail Fraud', and 'Leper in the Backfield'."


Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Honorable mention: the episode where Homer gets elected sanitation commissioner. "Who should do it? Someone else!" crowd chants "Someone else! Someone else!"

Blogger yournamehere said...

There are so many honorable mentions it boggles my mind. I intentionally left off "Mr. Plow" and "Marge Vs. the Monorail" because they're on every list.

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