Recently, a character on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia introduced the D.E.N.N.I.S. sytem, a crude, sexist, and uproariously funny guide to seducing women. In honor of this great sitcom, I offer The T.O.D.D. system.
T-Telegraph all potential romantic conquests with ham-fisted gestures and awkward mutterings.
O-Obey your gut instinct, no matter how many times that instinct has failed you miserably.
D-Deny the glaringly obvious fact that the object of your affection has little use for you.
D-Die alone.
Feel free to use this system any ol' time. Really, no need to give me credit for it.
T-Telegraph all potential romantic conquests with ham-fisted gestures and awkward mutterings.
O-Obey your gut instinct, no matter how many times that instinct has failed you miserably.
D-Deny the glaringly obvious fact that the object of your affection has little use for you.
D-Die alone.
Feel free to use this system any ol' time. Really, no need to give me credit for it.
6 Comments:
Nice acrostic, dude!
;-)
You are a ray of sunshine.
T-Take her out
O-Order her a Rufie Colada
D-Drop trou
D-Doggy style that booty
I like Marv's system, sans the rufie colada.
If your instincts don't work, maybe you need to hire a matchmaker.
Shouldn't D stand for Drink Heavily?
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