Saturday, December 12, 2009
The T.O.D.D. system
Recently, a character on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia introduced the D.E.N.N.I.S. sytem, a crude, sexist, and uproariously funny guide to seducing women. In honor of this great sitcom, I offer The T.O.D.D. system.



T-Telegraph all potential romantic conquests with ham-fisted gestures and awkward mutterings.




O-Obey your gut instinct, no matter how many times that instinct has failed you miserably.



D-Deny the glaringly obvious fact that the object of your affection has little use for you.



D-Die alone.



Feel free to use this system any ol' time. Really, no need to give me credit for it.


6 Comments:

Blogger SkitzoLeezra said...

Nice acrostic, dude!
;-)

Blogger Dr. Monkey said...

You are a ray of sunshine.

Blogger Marv said...

T-Take her out
O-Order her a Rufie Colada
D-Drop trou
D-Doggy style that booty

I like Marv's system, sans the rufie colada.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

If your instincts don't work, maybe you need to hire a matchmaker.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Shouldn't D stand for Drink Heavily?

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