Saturday, December 12, 2009
The T.O.D.D. system
Recently, a character on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia introduced the D.E.N.N.I.S. sytem, a crude, sexist, and uproariously funny guide to seducing women. In honor of this great sitcom, I offer The T.O.D.D. system.

T-Telegraph all potential romantic conquests with ham-fisted gestures and awkward mutterings.

O-Obey your gut instinct, no matter how many times that instinct has failed you miserably.

D-Deny the glaringly obvious fact that the object of your affection has little use for you.

D-Die alone.

Feel free to use this system any ol' time. Really, no need to give me credit for it.


Blogger SkitzoLeezra said...

Nice acrostic, dude!

Blogger Dr. Monkey said...

You are a ray of sunshine.

Blogger Marv said...

T-Take her out
O-Order her a Rufie Colada
D-Drop trou
D-Doggy style that booty

I like Marv's system, sans the rufie colada.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

If your instincts don't work, maybe you need to hire a matchmaker.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Shouldn't D stand for Drink Heavily?

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