Time for another installment of Real Workplace Conversations.
Come to think of it, this might be the first installment of Real Workplace Conversations.
Actually, I have written before of real workplace conversations, I just didn't label them as such.
So time for the first OFFICIAL installment of Real Workplace Conversations.
(Annoyingly bratty 21-year-old cashier): "Todd, sometimes it's like you have a split personality."
(Me): "No, I come to work in a relatively good mood, then you do something to piss me off, so I'm no longer in a good mood. That isn't a split personality; that's a simple case of cause and effect."
(Annoying bratty 21-year-old cashier): "See, there you go again."
Come to think of it, this might be the first installment of Real Workplace Conversations.
Actually, I have written before of real workplace conversations, I just didn't label them as such.
So time for the first OFFICIAL installment of Real Workplace Conversations.
(Annoyingly bratty 21-year-old cashier): "Todd, sometimes it's like you have a split personality."
(Me): "No, I come to work in a relatively good mood, then you do something to piss me off, so I'm no longer in a good mood. That isn't a split personality; that's a simple case of cause and effect."
(Annoying bratty 21-year-old cashier): "See, there you go again."
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If your life was a sitcom, you'd be getting romantic after a few episodes. It's called "sexual tension." Except it doesn't work that way in real life. In real life, she's just a snotty little bitch with nothing to offer.
Wait, I had almost that exact conversation with my wife. Were you eavesdropping?
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