Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Real Workplace Conversations
Time for another installment of Real Workplace Conversations.

Come to think of it, this might be the first installment of Real Workplace Conversations.

Actually, I have written before of real workplace conversations, I just didn't label them as such.

So time for the first OFFICIAL installment of Real Workplace Conversations.

(Annoyingly bratty 21-year-old cashier): "Todd, sometimes it's like you have a split personality."

(Me): "No, I come to work in a relatively good mood, then you do something to piss me off, so I'm no longer in a good mood. That isn't a split personality; that's a simple case of cause and effect."

(Annoying bratty 21-year-old cashier): "See, there you go again."



Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

If your life was a sitcom, you'd be getting romantic after a few episodes. It's called "sexual tension." Except it doesn't work that way in real life. In real life, she's just a snotty little bitch with nothing to offer.

Blogger Johnny Yen said...

Wait, I had almost that exact conversation with my wife. Were you eavesdropping?

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