Thursday, May 19, 2005
Word to Your Mother
In early 1991, a girl dumped me for someone who looked, dressed, and behaved like Vanilla Ice.

At least she didn't leave me a note that read "I lost the zero and got with the hero."


6 Comments:

Blogger Narrator said...

Be glad. Women who thought Vanilla Ice was hot are all crotch-rotted, green-cunted trailer park floozies. Ice has melted, but Todderick is still ice COLD. Snap!

Blogger MsHellion said...

If only you had shaved clever designs in your eyebrows, we coulda had something. Did this girl actually say she was leaving BECAUSE you weren't "ice" enough?

Blogger Narrator said...

Kat, it makes you want to move as in dance and bump? Or relocate? hehe

Blogger Narrator said...

Ruben, what did Blacks really think of Ice?

Blogger Steve Caratzas said...

A) I'm astonished you would admit to such a thing;

B) Ice has become a completely deranged and bitter fuck, whose "fame" was clearly one of the odder absurdities of the history of entertainment. You are well rid of that woman.

Blogger yournamehere said...

A) I keep it real on this site;

B) I have no shame.

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