Thursday, May 19, 2005
Word to Your Mother
In early 1991, a girl dumped me for someone who looked, dressed, and behaved like Vanilla Ice.

At least she didn't leave me a note that read "I lost the zero and got with the hero."


10 Comments:

Blogger n.v. said...

Be glad. Women who thought Vanilla Ice was hot are all crotch-rotted, green-cunted trailer park floozies. Ice has melted, but Todderick is still ice COLD. Snap!

Blogger Ruben said...

And that girl probably drank herself to death when she looked back on how ridiculous it was to go for a guy like that. lol

Blogger MsHellion said...

If only you had shaved clever designs in your eyebrows, we coulda had something. Did this girl actually say she was leaving BECAUSE you weren't "ice" enough?

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

Did you tell her you could do the Ninja Turtle dance? That bit of info could have saved it...

Blogger katarina said...

There are still people in my area that shave their eyebrows like that. It makes me want to move.

Blogger n.v. said...

Kat, it makes you want to move as in dance and bump? Or relocate? hehe

Blogger n.v. said...

Ruben, what did Blacks really think of Ice?

Blogger Steve Caratzas said...

A) I'm astonished you would admit to such a thing;

B) Ice has become a completely deranged and bitter fuck, whose "fame" was clearly one of the odder absurdities of the history of entertainment. You are well rid of that woman.

Blogger yournamehere said...

A) I keep it real on this site;

B) I have no shame.

Blogger katarina said...

Hey Non, HA! I love to bust me moves! Ice Ice Baby... I need to get out my baggy dance-pants.

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