In early 1991, a girl dumped me for someone who looked, dressed, and behaved like Vanilla Ice.
At least she didn't leave me a note that read "I lost the zero and got with the hero."
At least she didn't leave me a note that read "I lost the zero and got with the hero."
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Be glad. Women who thought Vanilla Ice was hot are all crotch-rotted, green-cunted trailer park floozies. Ice has melted, but Todderick is still ice COLD. Snap!
If only you had shaved clever designs in your eyebrows, we coulda had something. Did this girl actually say she was leaving BECAUSE you weren't "ice" enough?
Kat, it makes you want to move as in dance and bump? Or relocate? hehe
Ruben, what did Blacks really think of Ice?
A) I'm astonished you would admit to such a thing;
B) Ice has become a completely deranged and bitter fuck, whose "fame" was clearly one of the odder absurdities of the history of entertainment. You are well rid of that woman.
A) I keep it real on this site;
B) I have no shame.
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