Club vegASS Presents...Recreational Lesbianism Night
Saturday July 30th
10pm till dawn
Free admission for ladies all night
Ladies drink free till midnight
Engage in Recreational Lesbianism, Win a Car!
Special Appearance By Some Reality Show Slut
Admission for Men: $30.oo
Local Men: $29.95
Resident DJ YNH spinning hip-hop, house, old school, rock, and new wave
This event sponsored by: Henderson City Council, Manuel's Pawn Shop, The Bunny Ranch Brothel, Anthem Highlands Neighborhood Association, The Las Vegas School for Wayward Girls, The Elvis Museum, Cheetah's Gentlemen's Club, Friends of Wayne Newton, Coronado High School Young Entrepreneurs, and participating Olive Gardens.
For VIP table, private skybox, or poolside cabana reservations, please leave a comment.
18 Comments:
Will they be serving herbal tea at the bar?
This should be sponsored by the Center for Disease Control.
Do we bring our own women, or are you providing?
Steve, your herbal tea will be twelve dollars.
evil, $300 for the bottle, please.
Dena, they're hosting "Fuck a Stranger Sunday".
Os, Las Vegas always provides the ladies, but they only want to fuck rock stars.
I will be there for sure!
-Snoop Dogg
Can I get a poolside cabana reservation?
Nonvocabulum took the words right out of my mouth. And not in a recreational lesbian way.
How socially conscious of you! Embrace the masses!
Egan, if Snoop Dogg shows up, that brings the party to a whole new level.
Rachel, your cabana is ready. In between sets, the DJ would like to be your cabana boy.
Brooke, wear the bikini in your profile pic and I don't think you'll have to pay for a drink all night.
Andi, I'm hoping this post snags me the Nobel Peace Prize.
Evil, I'll wave the admission charge.
Do us chicks have to make out with another chick just to get into the party?
Blonde, Recreational Lesbianism is encouraged but not required. However, all of the seats in VIP are taken, so you'll have to sit in the DJ booth. Yeah, that's it.
Your drinks, unlike evil's, will be comped.
Can I be the pit boss? (rimshot)
As long as the drinks are free and I am in that small booth alone with you, then I will kiss some girlies if that makes you happy ;).
Okay, evil, you can be comped. You are on my blog's VIP list, after all. You have to sleep with my cousin Urleen. She's taller than me, but I've been told she does have female genitalia.
I'm wondering if the Henderson City Council agreed to sponsor this as a welcome to our city's newest elected judge, who used to be a hoochie coochie dancer.
WOW!! That is totally something you'd never see here in Ohio!!
Is that Jessica Alba I see in that gaggle of girls? I bet you'd comp her, YNH! ;)
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