Saturday, July 30, 2005
VLV: Your Weekend Party Headquarters
Club vegASS Presents...

Recreational Lesbianism Night

Saturday July 30th

10pm till dawn

Free admission for ladies all night

Ladies drink free till midnight

Engage in Recreational Lesbianism, Win a Car!

Special Appearance By Some Reality Show Slut

Admission for Men: $30.oo

Local Men: $29.95

Resident DJ YNH spinning hip-hop, house, old school, rock, and new wave

This event sponsored by: Henderson City Council, Manuel's Pawn Shop, The Bunny Ranch Brothel, Anthem Highlands Neighborhood Association, The Las Vegas School for Wayward Girls, The Elvis Museum, Cheetah's Gentlemen's Club, Friends of Wayne Newton, Coronado High School Young Entrepreneurs, and participating Olive Gardens.

For VIP table, private skybox, or poolside cabana reservations, please leave a comment.



22 Comments:

Blogger Steve Caratzas said...

Will they be serving herbal tea at the bar?

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

I'd like a bottle of Hypnotiq please.

Blogger n.v. said...

This should be sponsored by the Center for Disease Control.

Blogger Osbasso said...

Do we bring our own women, or are you providing?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Steve, your herbal tea will be twelve dollars.

evil, $300 for the bottle, please.

Dena, they're hosting "Fuck a Stranger Sunday".

Os, Las Vegas always provides the ladies, but they only want to fuck rock stars.

Blogger Egan said...

I will be there for sure!

-Snoop Dogg

Blogger Rachel said...

Can I get a poolside cabana reservation?

Blogger Brookelina said...

Nonvocabulum took the words right out of my mouth. And not in a recreational lesbian way.

How socially conscious of you! Embrace the masses!

Blogger yournamehere said...

Egan, if Snoop Dogg shows up, that brings the party to a whole new level.

Rachel, your cabana is ready. In between sets, the DJ would like to be your cabana boy.

Brooke, wear the bikini in your profile pic and I don't think you'll have to pay for a drink all night.

Andi, I'm hoping this post snags me the Nobel Peace Prize.

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

You mean I'm not being comped?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Evil, I'll wave the admission charge.

Blogger Blonde said...

Do us chicks have to make out with another chick just to get into the party?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Blonde, Recreational Lesbianism is encouraged but not required. However, all of the seats in VIP are taken, so you'll have to sit in the DJ booth. Yeah, that's it.

Your drinks, unlike evil's, will be comped.

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Can I be the pit boss? (rimshot)

Blogger Blonde said...

As long as the drinks are free and I am in that small booth alone with you, then I will kiss some girlies if that makes you happy ;).

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

who do i have to sleep with to get comped?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Okay, evil, you can be comped. You are on my blog's VIP list, after all. You have to sleep with my cousin Urleen. She's taller than me, but I've been told she does have female genitalia.

Blogger Kristine said...

Hm, I'd come but I think I'm already working it, you know, squeezing liquor out of my hotshorts and whatnot.

Blogger Cladeedah said...

I'm wondering if the Henderson City Council agreed to sponsor this as a welcome to our city's newest elected judge, who used to be a hoochie coochie dancer.

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

WOW!! That is totally something you'd never see here in Ohio!!

Blogger MoDigli said...

Is that Jessica Alba I see in that gaggle of girls? I bet you'd comp her, YNH! ;)

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