I am totally out of blog ideas right now. For proof look at the previous post, which is just a downloaded picture and a Family Guy quote. So, I've decided to borrow an idea from a few blogger friends. Last week or the week before, I don't remember, Rachel and Os did this, so now I am.
Ask me a question, any question. I will answer all questions accumulated between now and when I get home from work tomorrow afternoon. I will post the answers later that evening. No subject is off limits, but stupid questions will receive stupid answers. Come to think of it, intelligent questions will probably receive stupid answers as well. Ask away!
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Also, for your edjutainment, a list of people who need to be hit in the face with a shovel.
Tom Cruise
Rosie O'Donnell
Bill Pullman
That douche who "talks" to dead people - can't remember his name.
Jay Leno
The cast of "Yes, Dear"
Blog spammers
Bill O'Reilly
Dakota Fanning
Kevin Federline
Fred Durst
The entire Bush administration
Jason Mraz (buy a vowel, mancunt)
People who say "irregardless" without irony
An incomplete list, obviously. If you don't want to ask a question but want to add to the list, feel free. Ask and add, knock yourselves out. And if you're a girl and want to tell me what you're wearing, go right ahead.
Ask me a question, any question. I will answer all questions accumulated between now and when I get home from work tomorrow afternoon. I will post the answers later that evening. No subject is off limits, but stupid questions will receive stupid answers. Come to think of it, intelligent questions will probably receive stupid answers as well. Ask away!
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Also, for your edjutainment, a list of people who need to be hit in the face with a shovel.
Tom Cruise
Rosie O'Donnell
Bill Pullman
That douche who "talks" to dead people - can't remember his name.
Jay Leno
The cast of "Yes, Dear"
Blog spammers
Bill O'Reilly
Dakota Fanning
Kevin Federline
Fred Durst
The entire Bush administration
Jason Mraz (buy a vowel, mancunt)
People who say "irregardless" without irony
An incomplete list, obviously. If you don't want to ask a question but want to add to the list, feel free. Ask and add, knock yourselves out. And if you're a girl and want to tell me what you're wearing, go right ahead.
25 Comments:
"That douche who "talks" to dead people - can't remember his name"
John Edwards or Haley Joel Osmet? I think thats his name.. LOL
What did you have for dinner?
Please add Andy Dick, Pauly Shore, and David Spade to the list.
What was the most scared you were as a child?
Bush is coming over for dinner and he's bringing along Jessica Alba for company. What do you serve?
I'll take Jessica Alba for $400, Alex.
I'll play.
First we must add Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail to the punching list. Actually, let's add her in any movie.
Alright, back to the goods. My question: what are your two biggest life regrets thus far? And don't try to pretend you don't have 'em. :)
Nothing to do, my ass. You have been tagged over in boob-land.
NOW HOP TO IT, KUNTA!
Oh, and I'll play along...what song best describes you losing your virginity?
If the gov't chose to crack down on bloggers by declaring us all persona-non-grata, which country would you seek asylum in? And why that place?
What is your number one "song to bang to?"
Please add Ashlee Simpson to your list.
1) What would you say to a Born Again Christian co-worker that constantly sings religious music in her cubicle as if she's America's Next American Idol?
2) What is the worst gift you've ever been given?
You think Pat Robertson packs heat?
I thought Dakota Fanning was just a little girl.
If you could choose to be reincarnated as anyone or anything, what would you choose to become?
How do you prefer your woman:
Jungle Bush, Landing Strip, Hairless Kitty?
How is it that Starr Jones missed a shovel to the face?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
i am wearing nothing (under this clothing) and my question is, how long have you lived in vegas, whats your favorite thing about it, your least favorite thing, and what brought you out here
I'm just glad I didn't make the list this time.
Owen and Luke go on the list but not Flip.
All Baldwins except Adam
All Bushes except Rossdale
How tall are you? How'd you get so tall? Do you play basketball? Are your parents tall? ;-P
So with Ms. Alba, what do you remove first, the bra or the panties?
The Blogger Gods, with whom I commune daily, give you the right to remove one question from this list. Which one will it be?
Your rich Uncle Beemus just died, leaving you $100 million. But to claim it, you'd have to catch just one of the following acts in Vegas every night for a month: Celine Dion, Elton John, Barry Manilow or Wayne Newton. Or, for $10 million, you have to be one of those icky kids that pass out the icky business cards for all those icky nice ladies on the strip. Which would you opt for, and why?
North Strip, South Strip, or Downtown. Where's your best entertainment value, and why?
Nice Blog
Thanks for showing me yours. Ok now, stand back. I'm gonna show you mine!
Nice Blog
Thanks for showing me yours. Ok now, stand back. I'm gonna show you mine!
If you had to choose between losing an arm or having a 2" penis (length) which would you choose?
For a real good time call the following number, 613-545-3218. Laughs are guaranteed.
Would you rather have Bill Gates' money or Tommy Lee's schlong?
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