Tuesday, August 23, 2005
I am totally out of blog ideas right now. For proof look at the previous post, which is just a downloaded picture and a Family Guy quote. So, I've decided to borrow an idea from a few blogger friends. Last week or the week before, I don't remember, Rachel and Os did this, so now I am.

Ask me a question, any question. I will answer all questions accumulated between now and when I get home from work tomorrow afternoon. I will post the answers later that evening. No subject is off limits, but stupid questions will receive stupid answers. Come to think of it, intelligent questions will probably receive stupid answers as well. Ask away!

Also, for your edjutainment, a list of people who need to be hit in the face with a shovel.

Tom Cruise
Rosie O'Donnell
Bill Pullman
That douche who "talks" to dead people - can't remember his name.
Jay Leno
The cast of "Yes, Dear"
Blog spammers
Bill O'Reilly
Dakota Fanning
Kevin Federline
Fred Durst
The entire Bush administration
Jason Mraz (buy a vowel, mancunt)
People who say "irregardless" without irony

An incomplete list, obviously. If you don't want to ask a question but want to add to the list, feel free. Ask and add, knock yourselves out. And if you're a girl and want to tell me what you're wearing, go right ahead.


Blogger Ruben said...

If Eminem and PAt Buchanan were both tied to a chair and you had to set one of them on fire who would it be? Either choice would make my heart skip a beat by the way.

Blogger Harley Quinn said...

"That douche who "talks" to dead people - can't remember his name"

John Edwards or Haley Joel Osmet? I think thats his name.. LOL

Blogger Brookelina said...

What did you have for dinner?

Please add Andy Dick, Pauly Shore, and David Spade to the list.

Blogger katarina said...

Who are you?

I would like Brad Pitt added please.
Oh, and you can hit Kirstie Alley as she's jumping on that damn trampoline.

Blogger MsAPhillips said...

What was the most scared you were as a child?

Blogger Harley Quinn said...

Bush is coming over for dinner and he's bringing along Jessica Alba for company. What do you serve?

Blogger Kris said...

I'll take Jessica Alba for $400, Alex.

I'll play.

First we must add Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail to the punching list. Actually, let's add her in any movie.

Alright, back to the goods. My question: what are your two biggest life regrets thus far? And don't try to pretend you don't have 'em. :)

Blogger Crystal said...

Nothing to do, my ass. You have been tagged over in boob-land.

Oh, and I'll play along...what song best describes you losing your virginity?

Blogger Crystal said...

If the gov't chose to crack down on bloggers by declaring us all persona-non-grata, which country would you seek asylum in? And why that place?

What is your number one "song to bang to?"

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Please add Ashlee Simpson to your list.

1) What would you say to a Born Again Christian co-worker that constantly sings religious music in her cubicle as if she's America's Next American Idol?

2) What is the worst gift you've ever been given?

Blogger Egan said...

You think Pat Robertson packs heat?

Blogger Belle said...

I thought Dakota Fanning was just a little girl.

If you could choose to be reincarnated as anyone or anything, what would you choose to become?

Blogger Blonde said...

How do you prefer your woman:
Jungle Bush, Landing Strip, Hairless Kitty?

How is it that Starr Jones missed a shovel to the face?

Blogger Fence said...

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Blogger MollyNormal said...

Hey Todd. This is my first comment on your blog, but I've read the whole thing and I think it's highly entertaining. I have 2 questions: what is the most fun you've ever had for less than $10? and what do you think about during sex to prolong the pleasure - to keep from cumming until your partner does (or do you even bother?)

Blogger Princess Steph said...

Toddinsky- how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop and how much would you pay me to find out for sure?

Blogger Skinny Dip said...

Ok, I'm a girl. I'm wearing a white lacy thong, white lacy bra, white T vest, black low hipster trousers and high heeled shoes, an Emporio Armani watch on my left wrist and a black leather bracelet on my right, an earing in my left ear and two in my right, think that's about it.

Now my questions;

Why do you like to know what girls and wearing?

And.....ok, what are you wearing?

Blogger Randi said...

i am wearing nothing (under this clothing) and my question is, how long have you lived in vegas, whats your favorite thing about it, your least favorite thing, and what brought you out here

Blogger JJ said...

I'm just glad I didn't make the list this time.

Owen and Luke go on the list but not Flip.

All Baldwins except Adam

All Bushes except Rossdale

Blogger Livia said...

What are you doing September 8th - 11th? I'll be passed out somewhere in the Palms if you want to stop by and pick me up.

Literally I mean. I should be on the ground somewhere. ;)

Blogger Rob Danger said...

I have a question: Have you ever had a ghey experience of any kind?
I'm talking anything, even popping wood during a John Wayne movie.

Blogger Cladeedah said...

How tall are you? How'd you get so tall? Do you play basketball? Are your parents tall? ;-P

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

So with Ms. Alba, what do you remove first, the bra or the panties?

Blogger MsHellion said...

The Blogger Gods, with whom I commune daily, give you the right to remove one question from this list. Which one will it be?

Blogger Osbasso said...

Your rich Uncle Beemus just died, leaving you $100 million. But to claim it, you'd have to catch just one of the following acts in Vegas every night for a month: Celine Dion, Elton John, Barry Manilow or Wayne Newton. Or, for $10 million, you have to be one of those icky kids that pass out the icky business cards for all those icky nice ladies on the strip. Which would you opt for, and why?

Blogger Osbasso said...

North Strip, South Strip, or Downtown. Where's your best entertainment value, and why?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice Blog

Thanks for showing me yours. Ok now, stand back. I'm gonna show you mine!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice Blog

Thanks for showing me yours. Ok now, stand back. I'm gonna show you mine!

Blogger Sam said...

If you had to choose between losing an arm or having a 2" penis (length) which would you choose?

Blogger Melody said...

You have plenty of quality questions, so I'll wait until you're hard up again to give you mine.

Please add to your shovel pummeling:
Joel Schumacher
Olsen twins
High school football coaches who teach physics

Thank you.

Blogger Egan said...

For a real good time call the following number, 613-545-3218. Laughs are guaranteed.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Would you rather have Bill Gates' money or Tommy Lee's schlong?

Blogger Kath said...

Hope you're still answering questions!

So you've had it with Vegas and don't want to return to KY. If money was no object, where would you move next? Why?

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

What? I missed this? Damnit.

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