Monday, August 22, 2005
i answer questions again
The very lovely independent girl tagged me (I wish), so I am now contractually obligated to answer questions. Indie is another recent edition to my VIP list, but she falls under the "Hot Chick" category rather than the "Handed the doorman a fifty" category. The first question is a doosey.

1. What is the ratio of sexy panties to granny panties currently in your possession?
I can see why she immediately thought of me after reading this question. Okay, I'll assume boxer shorts are the male equivalent of granny panties. I own absolutely no ball hugging banana hammocks. In fact, I am forbidden to own them under federal law. I own about ten or so pairs of boxer shorts. There you go, I've once again embarrassed myself for the amusement of a small handful of people.

2. Pretend you won one of those "Make your dream come true" deals that Oprah is always giving away. What would you ask for?
I'd ask for a new car and the money to have it registered and licensed. Then I'd get Dr. Phil's home address so I could go hit him in the face with a shovel.

3. Describe your high school days in one word.

4. If you could shag any celebrity in the world, who would be your top three picks?
Man, I really have to think about number one...Jessica Alba! Number two would be Eva Mendes, and number three would be Lois Griffin. At least I'm not as fat as her husband.

5. If you had all the money in the world, more than you could ever spend in four lifetimes, would you eat some?
Just when I thought the panties question was the dumbest inquiry ever, along comes this gem. I assume by "eat some" they mean eat some money. No, I would not consume currency just because I had a lot of it. I take a lot of craps, but I've somehow restrained myself from eating shit.

6. Tag three people.
Big Willy, Whoreforrent, and Cap'n Molesto, get to work.


Blogger Rachel said...

Oh man, boxers are the male equivalent of granny panties? Then granny panties have suddenly been elevated to SEXY AS HELL!

Boxers all the way hon, please don't ever wear anything else.

Blogger Kath said...

ummm...just so you know, here is the take on male undie ratings according to me and my hot 20-something chick friends...

Boxers = Sexy

Boxer- Briefs = Sexy

Tighty Whities - Ewwwww (granny equiv)

Commando - Gross...absolutely gross

Bikini's - Don't even go there

Hope that helps :-)

Blogger Belle said...

You only own 10 pairs of underwear?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Yeah, I only own ten pair of underwear. I think that's enough. When I wear more than one pair at a time, they tend to make my balls sweat.

Blogger katarina said...

Oo, I've always wanted to know what kind of underpants Cap'n Molesto has.

Blogger IndependentGrl said...

thanks for the kind words and for playing along - you are the best! and if you ever get a chance to hit Dr. Phil in the face, please take me with you!!!

as always, hugs and kisses from Baltimore sexy boxer wearer :-)

Blogger Ruben said...

If you win the "dream come true" contest can we both go to Dr. Phil's house and hit him in the face with shovels?

I'm with Rachel...never stray from the boxers. Banana hammocks are the devil's spawn.

Blogger Cladeedah said...

Like the eating shit metaphor. Very appropo.

Blogger Princess Steph said...

Thanks you for your underwear information- I'm sure it will proved to fuel the masterbation fire of many.


Blogger Brookelina said...

Boxers are sexy. So is hitting Dr. Phil with a shovel. Make sure his son gets a couple of shots too.

Blogger Blonde said...

Thank god you did not tag me with this one!

I think boxers are very, very sexy ;).

Wacking Dr. Phil Sopranos style is genius. I knew I loved you, you sick fuck.

Blogger Evil Petting Zoo said...

You left out Salma Hayek in number 4.

Blogger Randi said...

boxers are much more sexier than nuthuggers, altho those calvin klein models are hot...but gay....but they are still hot...

Blogger MsHellion said...

Hitting Dr. Phil with a shovel is sexy.

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