Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Two for Tuesday
It's a rare two post day. The first one involves the jackdouche to the left.
Jason Mraz: Buy a Vowel, Twatboy!

By overwhelming demand (okay, four people, but three of them are cool chicks), we're singling out Jason Mraz for some old fashioned shovel to the face justice. I hate his music, I hate the way he wears his hat, and I hate the way he sings "I GOTS the remedy" in that annoyingly affected way of his. I'd rather have the agonized screams of all the lost souls in Hell echo through my head for the rest of my life than listen to ONE of his songs.

He came to Vegas recently on his "Curbside Prophet" tour. Fuck, I even hate the name of his tour. "Curbside Prophet" my ballbag! This clown-shoe needs to left for dead at the curbside. He would have sold more tickets if he called himself a "Douchebag Prophet". Jesus Hank Christ he needs a vicious beatdown.

Kindly scroll down and read my second post. Oh, c'mon, please?


24 Comments:

Blogger Shannon said...

Will someone pass me the shovel?

Blogger IndependentGrl said...

Todd, he already looks like he's been hit with a shovel in the picture that you posted. Let's use another item...

Let's curb stomp his ass, all Edward Norton style and shit!

Blogger Kikhwa said...

Maybe a shovel to the face will even out that stupid smirk.

Also, someone needs to shove a fedora, trucker hat, and a beanie in every one of his orifaces.

Blogger katarina said...

You know, I've been really surprised that no one has mentioned Jesse Mccartney for some shovel justice. He's a little prick with no personality who treats his fans like shit.

Oh, and he has no talent.

Blogger Ruben said...

Will you ad the entire cast of the show "Joey" to the shovel list.

Blogger WhiteBoyBob said...

Todd - These people of which you speak mean nothing to me. Probably a good thing though. Having said that we usually get most of "your" crud over this side of the pond at some point.

Totally off topic I went out yesterday and bought season 1-3 of Family Guy. Thought you might approve of that.

Blogger PusBoy said...

When I saw the photo, I thought this was going to be a post about Drew Barrymore.

Blogger Princess Steph said...

pusboy- what a keen observation..... indeed. Twins? I think so... that poor ugly girl.

Blogger The DogGrrrrl said...

I'm glad you described who he is and what he does because my life was blissfully Mraz-free til now.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

I don't know of him.

He kinda looks like my paperboy.

Blogger Nick said...

Bob - You got the Seasons, but did you get the Movie? Hilarious.

Ubie - The paperboy? I'm sure he goes by another name while Dilf's at work.

Blogger Egan said...

I say it's a toss up between the girlie men (John) Mayer and (Jason) Mraz. Each of these cheeseballs needs a shovel or a beatdown.

"Your body is a wonderland." --> I want to vomit when I hear that shit.

Blogger MadMondo said...

He must be truly shit not to have made it to the UK. Our import standards are very, very low but for him not to make it here must put in the flaming turd in a paper bag category. Anyone want to borrow my industrial sander and nail gun? I could do with a bit of target practice.

Blogger yournamehere said...

shannon,
the shovel is in the mail.

indie,
how about a sack full of bus tokens?

shaken,
I love it when you're all violent.

kikhwa,
The fedora is actually more annoying to me than the trucker hat. I didn't think that was possible.

kat,
I'm not sure I know who Jesse is. OC?

Blogger Brookelina said...

Still don't know who he is. Still don't care.

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Blogger yournamehere said...

milfcakes,
in that case, you shouldn't bake your paperboy any cupcakes until he learns how to wear a hat.

nick,
That opinion is Nick's and does not reflect the opinion of viva las vegass or its parent company, Douchebag Industries.

egan,
John Mayer reminded me of these "indie rock" guys in college who acted all sensitive but had fifteen girlfriends at once and were complete mysogynists.

mondo,
Please put a nail through his skull.

brooke,
you mean his photo didn't make you want to research his life story?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Okay, this is out of order because I had to delete my giant comment because blogger doesn't allow you to edit them. Fuckers. Okay, here we go:

ruben,
Joey sucks. Consider them added.

bob,
I totally approve.

pusboy,
didn't Mraz flash Letterman the last time he was on "The Late Show"?

princess steph,
(insert lustful perv comment here).

doggrlll,
I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?

Blogger katarina said...

I think he's on OC. But he's a singer too. I can choose not to watch his show but am constantly suckered into listening to his horrible voice while working. It's a conspiracy.

"Beautiful Soul" is that one rediculous song he sings. I think that's what it's called.

Blogger Kikhwa said...

Just looking at his face annoys the crap out of me. How did this Curbside Bastard ever make it big?

Blogger Brookelina said...

That little turdlet is NOT on The OC!

Blogger yournamehere said...

kat,
that song doesn't ring a bell.

kikhwa,
his popularity is inexplicable.

brooke,
we didn't mean to insult your precious OC.

Blogger EEK! said...

Total assclown.

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