I have a "blog" I've never updated entitled "Shovel Justice"; the premise being I and readers of this blog nominate people who need to be hit in the face with a shovel. Nick, of "Sacrelicious" semi-fame (or is that quasi-obscurity?) hates Ashton Kutcher. Actually, all straight males hate Ashton; as do all gay males and most women over the age of twelve.I only went to one site to retrieve a picture of this no-talent douchebrain and they didn't have a photo of him wearing that stupid fucking hat he got at a Stuckey's in Arkansas. I couldn't bear to subject my computer to another Ashton Kutcher fan site, so I went with this one.
You're welcome, Nick; and other haters of shit.
For my own amusement, please allow me to add an illustration of Peter Griffin beating the crap out of Jimmy Fallon.
14 Comments:
Dude, Where's My Talent?
Let's see, names for Kutcher:
smegma-pouch
mangina
I'm very tired. I'll think of more tomorrow.
Nick: just say Ashton. thats enough....we all understand.
Well, I was saving this for later, but if you want to use it now to curse Ashton, you may.
Ubie, that's hilarious. You know what is unfortunate, I was tentative about clicking the link because I've been burned by your links so many times. You're like the boy (who is a girl) who cried (typed) wolf (granny wearing ass-dividing pants)
my word: autisticunt
ASSton Kutcher
Nick, you're a wuss. Oooh, I might see a yucky picture! I'm scared of mean old Ubermilf and the way her photos make me feel inside!
Grow a pair and quit sniveling, you wanker.
Why is so hard for you to take a compliment?
Ashton does nothing for me either way. He's a nonentity.
I actually hate Jimmy Fallon more than ASSton, maybe because when Kutcher hosted SNL he could actually refrain from laughing at himself and constantly mugging for the camera.
No way, Rue, I totally called dibs.
I would rather shovel Andy Dick. Or David Spade. I call dibs on both of them. Not only untalented, but unattractive as well.
Demi Moore may be old but she still has an amazing rack. It's the only reason I can think of that he would marry her. Unless she can make diamonds out of coal in her nether-regions.
What's your point?
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