My sister-in-law looks like a celebrity. Unfortunately, that celebrity is famous for being a cum-dumpster, or "cumpster", on several low rent reality TV shows; starting with The Real World: Las Vegas, and continuing on Surreal Life, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, and Jizz-Jar-o-Rama.
These pictures are not, I repeat, NOT, of my sister-in-law. They are of the aforementioned pseudo-celeb, Trishelle Lastnameirrelevant. She is pictured doing what she does best: Preparing to throw a football while wearing a bikini, and having a hot-tub three-way with her Real World roommates five minutes after she met them. I believe the number two is on her bikini top to remind her of how many tits she has. There were also several nude pictures of her available on the web, but I'm sparing anyone any unexpected workplace nipplegate.
Looking like this spunkatorium wouldn't be a problem for my sis-in-law if she still lived in her home state of Ohio. People would just say, if anything, "Hey, you kinda look like that slut on TV" and that would be the end of it. But she lives in Las Vegas, so people come up to her all the time convinced she's Trishelle. In fact, they don't believe her when she says she isn't!
One time we did use this to our advantage. A bouncer at a club let us in ahead of about a million people, and I'm sure it wasn't because he liked my outfit from Dillard's Big and Tall department. Once inside, this guy in a suit comped us a round of drinks and asked "Trishelle" about helping with an upcoming club promotion. I explained to him that I was "Trishelle's" manager, and she was under contract with the Palms, where The Real World Vegas was filmed. He left, and we paid for drinks the rest of the night.
There really isn't a point to this, other than my sister-in-law kind of looks like a reality TV whore, but is actually a decent person. Carry on.