This is the artist still known as Pink. I don't know what thoughts go through your head when you see Pink, but I'm quite sure they don't contain the following:
"There's a Mensa candidate if ever there was one."
"I'd like to hear her ideas for ending world hunger."
"If Bill Clinton met Pink, he would talk politics with her and not try to get in her pants."
"Truly a serious artist; and definitely not a poseur."
I mention this because Pink is coming out with a single called "Stupid Girls" in which she makes fun of Britney Spears, the Simpson sisters, Lohan, etc., for being...well, stupid. And I assume for making bad music.
"But Todd," you are all saying as one, "Pink makes bad music her own damn self, and she appears to be quite stupid as well."
Astute observation, gang. Pink is someone who thinks rebellion is defined by how many times she can stick out her tongue and give the finger at the same time, so it shouldn't come as any surprise that she's stupid to the point of being ignorant of her own stupidity.
I think the whole thing is about publicity. Pink's first release did very well. It was entitled Mizundastood, which is stupid-speak for Misunderstood. Her second CD? Her parents bought it; maybe her stylist. Shit, I didn't even know she had a second CD until I googled her to get that picture, and the damn thing came out two years ago.
The publicity angle is working, though. Because of this post, twelve people now know that Pink is coming out with a new single and CD.
I just hope none of you are stupid enough to buy it.