If I'd have bothered to watch the Golden Globe pre-show on E!, I would have seen Scar Jo get her boob grabbed by openly gay designer (redundant, I know) Isaac Mizrahi while closetedly gay Ryan Seacrest and a nameless bimbo look on insipidly.
The next time there's a star-studded event here in Vegas, I'm going to show up with a microphone and cameraman, pretend to be a homosexual designer, and grab me some boobies.
Honestly, I don't understand why it's okay for Mr. Mizrahi to publicly molest poor Scarlett just because he doesn't enjoy it. She seems to think it's hilarious that a homosexual is fondling her jug-biddies. I do it and drinks are thrown in my face. UNFAIR, I SAY!
And why does Ryan Seacrest keep getting work? In a fair and just world, he'd be squeegee bitch at the peep show.