These exquisite works of art are "Mosaic Toilets", by renowned master Sherry Eckhart. As you can see, Sherry is a pioneer of the Shitist movement that's sweeping the art world right now.
What does this have to do with me, other than the fact that my blog is a steaming pile of crap? Well, these are her Las Vegas toilets, promoted with the tagline "Viva Las Vegass". Will I receive a percentage from the profits of this potty goldmine? Of course not. I should have copyrighted, damn it. See more of Sherry's handiwork at:
http://www.lauriebuenafe.com/Sherrys_toilets/index.html
I'm sorry, but this is some tacky shit. I live in Las Vegas, where tacky pimp-slaps me on a daily basis, and this is too much for even me. It makes me not want to drop a deuce ever again.
22 Comments:
That would give Liberace the biggest hardon ever.
It makes me want to drop a deuce on Sherry Eckhart.
I think what I like best is the skull containing what looks to be the toilet scrubber!
I like the skull toilet bowl brush, too.
Oh good...I'm glad I am not the only one being pimp slapped by tacky!LOL
Oh good...I'm glad I am not the only one being pimp slapped by tacky!LOL
There I go repeating myself again...
andi,
I'm pretty sure Liberace's member is engorged FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
claudia,
you're the best. Shit on her for me.
real,
is that supposed to represent guys who didn't pay their tabs during the Mafia days of Vegas?
ubie,
you can't have mosaic without a skull to tie it all together.
wmy,
it was a good comment and all, but once would have been enough.
At least the lever on this has more of a payoff than your average slot.
I want this toilet in my house. I really do. Todd, so many things have been patented or copyrighted that I thought were original ideas of mine. The term "gaydar", the solar calculator, automated paper towel dispensers... I won't continue.
I do love those pictures.
ok, I just read the post before this one...I know,I am a slacker...and...souse-curtains?? hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...ok, I am alright now!
My eyes are bleeding.
I don't think my poop would come out in that thing.
Hey, I like-
I could really shit
a royal flush
in there! AAAAAAhhhhhhGGGG!
Ubie has always secretly wanted to copy me... I knew IT!
(I'm secretly half drunk right now... viva le vino italiano!)
Brooke almost made me spit out a mouthful of wine just there!
i'm SO mosaicing my toilet.
as soon as i have a house.
indie,
If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, will you send me boobie pics? If so, go Steelers.
ian,
I won three-hundred at the casino tonight, but I usually lose, as do most people. They don't build billion dollar resorts by letting people win.
egan,
those bastards totally stole the whole Girls Gone Wild idea from me. I called it "Chicks all showin' me their tits and shit", but the idea was the same.
wendy,
thank you for acknowledging my "souse-curtains" phrase. I can't believe no one mentioned it until you did.
megan,
I'm sure Shelley had nothing to do with the skull brush holder, as it is non-mosaic.
monalicious,
I completely love both your name and your overall hotness.
brooke,
your shit has good taste. Boy, did that sound bad.
polyman2,
and dueces are wild.
real,
Brooke is getting her "spit-take" revenge.
kendra,
go ahead and mosaic away. The landlord won't mind.
Wow... did you see her kitchen? With the "dishware throbbing through the walls"? Throbbing? Through the walls?? Ooookay.
Oh, and only TWO of them were about me. I'm not THAT self-centered.
That'll be WHEN they win! What an oustanding game tonight
indie,
I think you should watch the Super Bowl with a lot of your girlfriends and take off articles of clothing whenever the Steelers do something good.
kat,
you would then feel the wrath of Shelley.
jo,
the self-centered angle works for you. I assume you're super-hot and I've never even seen a picture of you.
bob,
They've played three good games in a row, that's for sure.
Oh my, I have NEVER seen anything like it! I wonder how much are they selling for!
drop a deuce
I love this expression. I do not love these toilets. The apocalypse is nigh, and not because of any dating going on.
And it's true. These potties would scare me shitless.
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