These exquisite works of art are "Mosaic Toilets", by renowned master Sherry Eckhart. As you can see, Sherry is a pioneer of the Shitist movement that's sweeping the art world right now.
What does this have to do with me, other than the fact that my blog is a steaming pile of crap? Well, these are her Las Vegas toilets, promoted with the tagline "Viva Las Vegass". Will I receive a percentage from the profits of this potty goldmine? Of course not. I should have copyrighted, damn it. See more of Sherry's handiwork at:
I'm sorry, but this is some tacky shit. I live in Las Vegas, where tacky pimp-slaps me on a daily basis, and this is too much for even me. It makes me not want to drop a deuce ever again.