Who is this "fetching" creature? Well, it's me. Uh...let me explain. As part of a social experiment, and because I'm a prick, I created Kelli, a Las Vegas native and Myspace newbie.
I chose someone who is attractive, but in a cheesy, plastic way. I also wrote the most obnoxious profile on earth, purposefully making Kelli a terrible human being.
Not surprisingly, some men don't care about Kelli's toxic personality; they just want to get hold of those giant fake funbags. I'm almost sure most of them didn't even read the text. One guy, who of course may also be fake, wants to meet Kelli and "take her shopping". Priceless.
But don't take my word for it. Go to myspace.com/hottyvegas and view Kelli's profile. Be sure to click on her profile song. The effect isn't complete without it.
Once you read about her, you'll be amazed that anyone wants to talk to my creation. But they do, my blogitches. Yes they do.
Note: As an added bonus, I'm getting messages from vapid women. Good times.