Pro: Lack of ambition, which I respect; and an appreciation for microbrewed beer.
Con: Smelly, leech off of society, rarely eat meat, listen to shitty jam bands, targeted for extinction by Eric Cartman.
Pro: They usually date hot chicks; the Dillard's Big and Tall shop sells Polo clothes, a lot of evil preppie villains in bad movies are named "Todd".
Con: I don't come from money and I refuse to pop my collar.
Indie Rock Guy
Pro: I like the music, Indie rock chicks are hot, I enjoy the smug satisfaction of owning a CD only thirty other people on earth own.
Con: I don't chain smoke and it's impossible to find my size in a thrift store.
Pro: I'm eighty percent there.
Con: My other twenty percent likes crowds.
Pro: Society seems to exist to satisfy their every whim.
Con: To actually be a yuppie, don't you have to make more money than a ghost town street performer?
Pro: I like to travel; I hear the bearded lady gives great head.
Con: A steady diet of corn dogs and fried dough won't help my weight problem; carnies are basically apolitical hippies.
So, what do you think? If you have any other ideas, let me know.