"Does for blogs what Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift did for driving like a complete fucking jackass." -Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Thursday, September 14, 2006
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17 Comments:
I'm still convinced that Tokyo Drift is a form of dysentery.
Ebert is tough.
Hahaha. Shoot me because I have seen that movie. Granted I was high, but regardless- shoot me now.
Isn't Ebert still hospitalized?
That's my favorite movie. Wow, Eva Mendes is smarter than I give her credit for. She opted out of the sequel. Paul Walker makes me melt.
So you're telling me that Lil Bow Wow wasn't enough to carry that movie to the top of the box office?
That movie starred the kid from Slingblade and Friday Night Lights, didn't it? "I like the way you talk too." He's a Billy Bob Thornton discovery, who used to bang Angelina Jolie regularly. Wait, where was I going with this?
Todd, you are the Vin Diesel cameo of blogs.
Isn't he the dead one? That's a errr....ummm...RAVE review there Todd
your blog makes me cum
It's just after 3 a.m. and I have this stuck in my head.
wow!! i think i'm now attracted to ebert ;-)
such an understatement...
and yet so eloquently put.
Hold me.
knitty,
Sushi gives me Tokyo Drift.
brooke,
I thought he was complimenting me.
cold hands,
I'd rather fondle you than shoot you.
ubie,
he wrote this from his sick bed.
egan,
if by "melt" you mean "wish I'd never been born", I'm with you on Paul Walker.
anathema,
doesn't he date a really hot R and B singer?
violet,
my blog makes people's blood pressure go up.
john,
anyone who ever banged Angelina Jolie has to be given a little bit of respect.
dena,
I want to be the "gratuitous cheerleader carwash scene that does nothing to advance the plot" of blogs.
lone,
Siskel is physically dead. Ebert, like all critics, is merely dead inside.
katie,
that is a candidate for "Best Comment Ever".
By the way, in case we ever meet, I have been declared "kosher for passover".
ubie,
women with insomnia are hot.
sonrisa,
don't forget about me, baby.
tlsd,
Ebert is quite the wordsmith.
nick,
like a sports bar.
andi,
oh, how I'd love to.
Is that serious??? You're blog got reviewed in a paper? Or should the definition of gullable be Cherry???
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