Thursday, September 14, 2006
What the Critics Are Saying About "Death Wore a Feathered Mullet", Part One
"Does for blogs what Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift did for driving like a complete fucking jackass." -Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times


Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

I'm still convinced that Tokyo Drift is a form of dysentery.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Ebert is tough.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

Hahaha. Shoot me because I have seen that movie. Granted I was high, but regardless- shoot me now.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Isn't Ebert still hospitalized?

Blogger Egan said...

That's my favorite movie. Wow, Eva Mendes is smarter than I give her credit for. She opted out of the sequel. Paul Walker makes me melt.

Blogger anathema said...

So you're telling me that Lil Bow Wow wasn't enough to carry that movie to the top of the box office?

Blogger Violet said...

Apparently, you can bargain with the yakuza. They *love* Southern accents. They're soft-hearted motherfuckers.

Does this mean your blog is going to make my car insurance go up?

That movie starred the kid from Slingblade and Friday Night Lights, didn't it? "I like the way you talk too." He's a Billy Bob Thornton discovery, who used to bang Angelina Jolie regularly. Wait, where was I going with this?

Blogger n.v. said...

Todd, you are the Vin Diesel cameo of blogs.

Blogger The Lone Rangers said...

Isn't he the dead one? That's a errr....ummm...RAVE review there Todd

Blogger katie schwartz said...

your blog makes me cum

Blogger Übermilf said...

It's just after 3 a.m. and I have this stuck in my head.

Blogger sonrisa morena said...

wow!! i think i'm now attracted to ebert ;-)

Blogger tlsd said...

such an understatement...
and yet so eloquently put.

Blogger Nick said...

I thought that movie was okay, my only beef was that there was too much penis and not enough titties.

Hold me.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Sushi gives me Tokyo Drift.

I thought he was complimenting me.

cold hands,
I'd rather fondle you than shoot you.

he wrote this from his sick bed.

if by "melt" you mean "wish I'd never been born", I'm with you on Paul Walker.

doesn't he date a really hot R and B singer?

my blog makes people's blood pressure go up.

anyone who ever banged Angelina Jolie has to be given a little bit of respect.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I want to be the "gratuitous cheerleader carwash scene that does nothing to advance the plot" of blogs.

Siskel is physically dead. Ebert, like all critics, is merely dead inside.

that is a candidate for "Best Comment Ever".
By the way, in case we ever meet, I have been declared "kosher for passover".

women with insomnia are hot.

don't forget about me, baby.

Ebert is quite the wordsmith.

like a sports bar.

oh, how I'd love to.

Blogger Cherry! said...

Is that serious??? You're blog got reviewed in a paper? Or should the definition of gullable be Cherry???

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