Lately I feel like this blog is nothing more than an ill-conceived, watered-down spinoff of viva las vegASS. I think I'll rename it AftervegASS, or vegASS 2: Cruise Control.
Or I could just remove all doubt regarding its inferiority and call it Joey.
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No matter what you call it, we will still read it, love it and love you!
Todddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That molly's surly. I dig that about her/him/it. Seriously, isn't the only important part of all of this to find an answer to what happened to William Christopher? He was a damn fine actor, although they should have had an episode where he inappropriately touched a young Korean boy he was hoping to convert. Golden opportunity to get out in front of the coming scandals... MISSED!
I think you should call it VegASS: Tokyo Drift.
VegASS 2: Electric Boogaloo.
little ol',
I'm in love with you. Is your husband cool with that?
doggirl,
doggirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!
molly,
do I have a huge ego? I know I have a huge amount of self-loathing and no confidence to speak of, but a huge ego? Now I have another reason to hate myself. Thanks.
john,
molly is indeed female.
They filmed an episode where Father Mulcahey blew a goat, but it never aired. It is, however, available as an extra on the Season Five DVD.
nick,
sweet Jesus, is it that bad?
tits,
I'm going to TJ Maxx to buy a velour jumpsuit.
that GOOD, you mean.
Awwww. We love you and your writing. You're as good as ever, dahling.
Hawt.
a blog that talks about people being cunts by any other name is well.... you know.
Dress it up, change the name, Ill keep showing up.
VegASS 2: Dark Territory
VegASS 2: Lost in Kentucky
VegASS 2: The Legend of Surly's Gold
VegASS Too! (No good sequels are ever called "Too!" because that means the real star dropped out.)
Seriously, Todd. I agree with everyone else who says that you perform a public service, man! You're a hilarious guy who knows when to mix the fun, the anger and the pointlessly pungent. Where else can I actually smell stuff online?
Also, I'm jealous of your comment count. It makes most of us feel underendowed. Most days, all I get at my blog are basement-dwelling wingnuts. And they aren't even sexy.
I have to agrgee with Molly on several points. Plus I love the way she said it. It made me somehow feel taller.
But I LOVE Ian's idea of:
VegASS 2: Lost in Kentucky
That's sweet.
Molly Normal is my new heroine.
Anyone who starts a comment with, "Shut the fuck up, whiny boy," is ... is... indescribably delicious.
I've never had lesbian urges before this.
Also, yeah, I have like 7 readers. And 5 of them were my friends before I started blogging. So shut up times 2.
You could call it "get the fuck away from my blog" and I would still cum here!
Todds!!
Why don't you just say "put your hand up if you love Todd"...
I don't know why you feel the need to kick yourself... unless you do just want us to say we "luuuurve you"
... mollynormal speaks eloquently for so many...
i have nothing remotely funny to say as my face feels as if it's exploding.
i like nick and tits' suggestions.
You're such a drama queen. But I love you anyhow.
I don't think it matters what you call it...why wouldn't it be like your previous blog? You're still you!
nick,
you're right, who am I trying to fool? I could never achieve Tokyo Driftness, no matter how hard I tried.
andi,
you are such a sweetheart.
tits,
will you rub the velour the wrong way?
knitty,
I'm lazy. I'll probably keep it the same; I just wanted to make an AfterMASH reference, really.
dawn,
I love the people who read and comment here. They crack me up.
ian,
Maybe I can take a page from the straight-to-DVD Bring it On sequel and call it vivalasvegASS...AGAIN!
kat,
I'm glad my public dressing down made you feel better about yourself. (wink)
ubie,
this was more a statement about a drop in quality, not a drop in readership or comments. I was only criticizing myself.
But, if Molly's diatribe awakened your inner lesbian, I guess it was all worth it.
tumbleweed,
did you spell come the naughty way to get me all bothered? It worked.
brooke,
well, she was already dead inside.
tlsd,
remember Rick from The Young Ones?
"Hands up, who likes me?"
kendra,
for some reason when I try to go to your blog today all I get is a blank page. Do you explain about your face on the post I can't access?
breastless,
yeah, I'm sure those three sit around their table made of poor people's bones and quote me all the live long day.
jo,
I may indeed be a "drama queen" but that's probably why I've been able to write a blog that at times entertains a few people even though nothing of any importance or interest ever happens to me.
I love you too.
Oh, Todd...
I remember the young ones.
And then no one raised his hand...
Rik, Vivian, Neil, Mike...
Someone separated us at birth.
pants,
vivalasvegASS was fueled by an anger and longing that just doesn't exist now that I'm home.
I probably should have explained that in my post, but I just think AfterMASH was one of the worst things ever put on television and I wanted to reference it. Looking back, I should have mentioned it in the context of a larger discussion of how things are different for me now (but somehow the same, of course).
No, baby, I'll rub it the right way.
And OHMYGOD let's have a party and drink beer and watch the Young Ones all night long. Boom shanka!
Ubie,
not only did no one raise their hand, they all lowered their hands.
I hope we weren't separated at birth. I'd hate to be looking at my sister's cupcakes everyday.
Todd, you are so WRONG. Stop cunting around and get blogging.
This is the second post I've read where you have lamented the viva thing.
You worry way too much. Do your thang!
People clearly love what you write.
Stress less my friend.
Oh, Mellynormal is sublime. I want her to come to my blog and hang shit on me too.
Love her!!
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