Monday, September 11, 2006
What's My Age Again?
I had an unprecedented three days in a row off from work. On Friday afternoon, on the way out, I was shouting at everyone, "C U Next Tuesday!" "Hey, (cashier's name), C U Next Tuesday!" "(Store manager's name), "C U Next Tuesday!"

"Later, Todd," they'd all reply, innocently.

This was satisfying on a couple of different levels. First of all, it reminded them that while they were at work that weekend, I'd be somewhere else, somewhere other than work. Also, it was a safe and effective way of calling the lot of them, both male and female, "cunt".

I laughed to myself the entire way through the parking lot to my car.

I really need to grow up.


Blogger Hoochie said...

Maybe so, but it's still funny.

Blogger MadMeer said...

I think immaturity keeps you young. At least, that is my excuse.

Blogger sonrisa morena said...

you know i was thinking "this guy really needs to grow up" as i was reading about you walking to your car laughing AND then you wrote just that!!! which means only one and I, mr. todd, are meant for each other ;-)OR you really do need to grow up....

Blogger Rachel said...

I'm with madmeer...

no really, we're together.

Love ya!

Blogger Nick said...

I'm off on Sunday's and Monday's so i do that shit all the time. It's great.

Blogger katie schwartz said...

donchya just love cunt? it's so damn liberating! like you, I call men and women cunts.

You bastard, that's the title of our collaborative Ann Coulter book. Please refrain from it's public use until further notice.

Blogger Burr-ee-toe said...

haha.. you're a 13 year old boy.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

haha - I would have done the same thing. Actually I did that the day I left for vacation.

Blogger little ol' me? said...

I'm laughing.....does that mean I have to grow up also? I really don't want to!

Blogger katarina said...

That's the best feeling in the world.

Blogger Egan said...

Did you flip them off as well? That would have really nailed home your take on things.

Blogger Steph said...

Hahaha! I would have so understood that and smacked your forehead.
But that's just how my brain works.
Who wants to grow up anyway?

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Do you get random unexplained hard-ons like a 13-year-old boy? I ask for a friend.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I think so.

I wish it made me look younger.

I think we are meant for each other AND I really do need to grow up.

how together are the two of you?

I love life's simple pleasures. Really, they're all I can afford.

I meet much more male cunts.

since you know more lawyers than I do, I'll do as you say.

true. Can I interest you in breaking several age-of-consent laws?

cold hands,
great minds, babe. Great minds.

don't grow up if you don't wanna.

well, the best feeling that won't get me arrested.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

I just might have enjoyed a smack from you.

Blogger yournamehere said...

there's always an explaination for my hard-ons.

Blogger Violet said...

For Us Crazy Kentuckians, that's funny! I hope you drove it home with gun-fingers.

Blogger tlsd said...

plllllllllllllleeeease DON'T grow up EVER!!

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I hope just once in a while....I'm the explanation for one of your hard-ons!

Grow up....

fuck that, grow out!!

Blogger Trix said...

Juvenile? Probably. Hysterically funny? Positively.

Blogger Steve Caratzas said...


Blogger Shelly said...

Priceless, Todd....I always think that if they're not smart enough to get the joke, then there's no reason it shouldn't be on them!

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