Friday, September 01, 2006
Look, I'm Famous!
I saw this yesterday while driving past my neighborhood McDonald's. One of the cashiers, who wears an eye patch and is a little slow, thinks my blog is "cute".


18 Comments:

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Funny story - Tom Cruise was here in my town shooting a movie and ate lunch at a local diner one day. My husband went into that same diner later in the day and there were all these girls running in asking if Tom Cruise had really eaten lunch there, wanting to know where he sat and stuff. The owner of the diner said, "Yeah. He took a shit here, too. You wanna see that?"

Also, you are totally cute, for a pregnant guy.

Blogger Anna said...

Wow... your very own 15 minutes of fame. How cool is that?!?

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

If you came to visit me, I'd put a historical marker in my front yard.

Blogger Rachel said...

I think your blog is cute too.


What? You think I keep coming back for the fries? Hell no, I return for the shake baby!


Lovin' you!

Blogger sonrisa morena said...

this is too fucken funny!!!

Blogger Secret said...

Wow! Your the Man!!!!!

Awwwm, come to TX and take a shit at my house. I'll build a sign twice that size.

Blogger Dawn said...

That's what happens when you eat their food.

McDonald's Fast Fact: To save money, McDonalds uses a filler in their beef patties. 70% of the patty is beef while 30% is crushed mealworm. It's (mealworm) protein but it sure ain't beef.

Blogger Udi said...

LMAO.

The McDonald's mealworm thing is an urban legend. Here and here.

Blogger yournamehere said...

tits,
I like a surly diner proprieter.
And how do you know if I'm cute or not? Is my picture somewhere on the internets?

anna,
technically, my fifteen minutes of fame was when I escorted a pre-diet Carnie Wilson to the Grammys.

ubie,
you could just bake some brownies and we'll call it even.

rachel,
my blog is fuckin' adorable.

sonrisa,
thanks, my dear.

teri,
I'm the man with the explosive colon.

andi,
wow, no one has ever invited me clear across the country for the purpose of taking a dump. Thanks.

dawn,
I likes the Big Macs, no matter what it is.

udi,
thanks.

john,
that's what I've heard, that it was a rumor. Or rumour if you're Canadian.

Blogger little ol' me? said...

You are so much closer to fame than I will ever be!

Blogger Brookelina said...

You'll always be VegASS to me.

Blogger aughra said...

That's pretty great.

I have shit a lot of places, but never McDonalds. I think.

Oh wait, I totally have.

Blogger n.v. said...

Did you delete my comment?

Blogger yournamehere said...

little,
I'm taller, so I am closer to the sky.

brooke,
odds are I once took a shit at a McDonald's in South Florida, so if you want to work on a "Vegass took a shit here" sign, knock yourself out.

aughra,
if a person is in McDonald's and has to shit, it's probably not the kind of shit that can wait.

dena,
of course not. Blogger must have eaten it.

Blogger Chris said...

I thought everybody used the golden arches to make a deposit whilst out.

In Britain it's known as a McShit.

And if you tell the staff that you will order something in order to use the facilities it's a McShit with Lies.

Blogger n.v. said...

fuckin eh.

Todd <3

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