Wikipedia refers to the word cunt as "the last genuinely unprintable and unutterable expletive."
Well, it isn't unprintable here. We at DWAFM (meaning me; don't hold anyone else responsible for this crap) use the word in many different forms. Here are a few examples of fun, family-friendly uses for cunt.
cuntastic
Usage: "That guy's whiny rant at Starbucks was absolutely cuntastic."
stumblecunt
A person who drinks to the point of not being able to walk without assistance. We've all been there at some point, but true stumblecunts make it a way of life.
See also, Lohan, Lindsay.
cuntourage
a group of hot, scantily clad women and one guy.
Usage: "Did you see the cuntourage surrounding that lucky son of a bitch?"
mancunt
See also, Cruise, Tom.
cuntalicious
Like Fergalicious, only not as smelly.
cuntastrophe
A person who has really let him/herself go downhill.
Usage: "Has Katie Holmes lost about fifty pounds lately? She's a total cuntastrophe."
There are also phrases such as For the love of cunt; For cunt's sake; In Cunt We Trust; and mothercuntingfuck!
I hope this will help you offend innocent people and/or get fired from your job. You're welcome.
Well, it isn't unprintable here. We at DWAFM (meaning me; don't hold anyone else responsible for this crap) use the word in many different forms. Here are a few examples of fun, family-friendly uses for cunt.
cuntastic
Usage: "That guy's whiny rant at Starbucks was absolutely cuntastic."
stumblecunt
A person who drinks to the point of not being able to walk without assistance. We've all been there at some point, but true stumblecunts make it a way of life.
See also, Lohan, Lindsay.
cuntourage
a group of hot, scantily clad women and one guy.
Usage: "Did you see the cuntourage surrounding that lucky son of a bitch?"
mancunt
See also, Cruise, Tom.
cuntalicious
Like Fergalicious, only not as smelly.
cuntastrophe
A person who has really let him/herself go downhill.
Usage: "Has Katie Holmes lost about fifty pounds lately? She's a total cuntastrophe."
There are also phrases such as For the love of cunt; For cunt's sake; In Cunt We Trust; and mothercuntingfuck!
I hope this will help you offend innocent people and/or get fired from your job. You're welcome.
22 Comments:
probably with the fired thing.
oh well.
(i would like to be in a cuntourage. i think. i feel weird saying so.)
cuntourage - gold!
Cunstantinople.
Cuntaloupe.
Cuntstable.
Cunstspiracy.
Goddammit. I thought I invented "cuntastic" the other day.
Shows what I know.
I do use the word cunt to define those that I truly hate. It carries so much more weight than "bitch" or "skank" or "congressman."
I just found your blog (well, the temptation of a feathered mullet proved too tempting to deny) and you may be my new favourite.
Coming up with new profanities is one of my favourite hobbies!
my drinking buddy refers to his ex as the "lying cuntress" and I always thought that was the best nickname ever.
You know what Todd? Not a day goes by that I do not drop to my knees and thank the LORD ALMIGHTY for your filthy, filthy mind, and your fabulously filthy writing abilities...I love you man!! But your still not getting my bud light...that just popped into my head...I know, I know, quit bothering you with my pointless drivel...will I ever learn?? Probably not! hahahahahahah
I'm always looking for new ways to offend people.
adcuntable!
Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.
Your favorite tree is the cuntree
oh my. I guess i should start looking for a new job.
you're so damn funny - seriously, how do you do it??
This is cuntificent. Cuntsacional! Cunterrific!
This post was completely cuntspirational!
I did. It was easily the most humorous comment so far.
Nick's head is swelling even larger than usual.
Freak.
nick,
I defer to the horse pussy expert.
kate,
not having a girlfriend or a sex life to speak of gives me ample free time to waste everyone's time with this blather.
kat,
I'll try not to disappoint you in the future.
pants,
are you saying this post is adorable? Speaking of adorable, that is one saucy profile pic. I may have to resume stalking you. West coast, here I come...
tracy,
you didn't like that job anyway.
afromabq,
it's a secret.
spinning girl,
you're out of cuntrol!
kendra,
yes he did. Thanks for the recap.
cincy,
thanks. I'm out of cunt words.
nick,
everyone, any complaints should be forwarded to Nick's blog.
ubie,
will his neck snap from the strain?
Mmmmm, cunty!
You spotted me from a mile away.
And I didn't even have to bust out the stereotypical "eh".
It's the "c word" around here, except when we mean cancer.
Ooooo I do love making up new combinations and that last one is excellent.
Found your blog in a round about way but I would have clicked on it for the title alone. I'm just up the road in Lexington.
I call my exwife 'Cuntface'. Makes for good fun.
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