I'm sorry. I realize this is the most hackneyed, overdone blog topic ever, but look at Britney Spears. JUST LOOK AT HER.
Well, if she wanted attention, she got it; as a fucking laughingstock, but hasn't that been the case for the past few years?
Actually this could open up new career paths, since being a talentless strumpet doesn't pay as well when you're no longer hot. Britney could be:
-Uncle Fester's love interest in Addam's Family 3: The Search for a Living Human as Odd Looking as Raul Julia.
-Sinead O'Conner's dimwitted doppelganger.
-A member of (insert favorite death cult here).
-If she'd blow me, we'd split the profits of my book, I Was Blown By a Bald Britney Spears. Come on, you'd read it.
Well, I've tried to put a fresh polish on this turd, but uh...I promise to do better next time.