Saturday, October 06, 2007
Biting the hands that feed him
Sweet Jesus in a Prius, how big of an arrogant jackass is Lebron James?

Lebron, who plays basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and grew up in nearby Akron, is a New York Yankees fan? Why? I'm guessing because the Yankees win a lot and he's a soulless front runner, but that isn't the point.

The point is that a hometown hero showed up to a Yankees-Indians playoff game, in Cleveland, not only wearing a Yankees cap but making a huge "Everyone pay attention to me!" spectacle of himself.

Of course, Lebron has the right to be a fan of any team he chooses, even the mothergoddamnfucking Yankees. He even has the right to show up at a stadium full of the fans who helped make him a millionaire and rub their noses in the piss stain that is his misguided team allegiance.

But he's still a prick for doing it.

I think Cleveland fans should show up at Lebron's basketball games wearing San Antonio Spurs hats. I'm sure Lebron loves the Spurs after they ran his ass out of the NBA Finals. They should all raise their Spurs hats above their heads like attention-seeking assholes and boo the Yankee fan every time he touches the ball.


9 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

Of all the nerve...


I bet A Rod paid him to do that.


By the way, they are two games back. There is a God and he hates Yankees and their fans!

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Because New York needs higher self esteem, compared to those arrogant Clevelanders.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

He should be punished by giving his salary to underpaid schoolteachers.

Blogger Tracy said...

I second Scarlet Hip's idea!!

I would love to see teachers
(ACTUAL EDUCATED PEOPLE)
rolling into the parking lot of every school in a tricked out Mercedes, with An LV Tote Bag, Diamond earrings the size of my shoe WHILE NBA/NFL/or MLB playerS in their off seasons slop cafeteria food for the little snot-faces.

That would be a just& righteous world :)

Blogger Joe said...

Nah. They should show up wearing actual spurs and make a public spectacle. What the spectacle would be... depends on beer consumption.

Ahh, big deal. He got drafted by Cleveland... it's not like he grew up there and "owes" them anything. I'd be more upset if he'd been a Yankees fan all his life and then suddenly pretended he was a big Indians fan. Or if he was, say, running for Senator in New York and pretended he was a Yankees fan when he was really a Cubs fan all his life.

Blogger FRITZ said...

Or!

He understands that nothing good ever came from Ohio.

The previous president of my non-profit agency owns the Cavaliers and Rock Financial.

Just FYI.

Blogger ~Miss Smack said...

I don't understand the logistics of American teams over there, but I wanted to say hi all the same.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

Well I guess he got his, huh?

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