The murder trial of Phil Spector has ended in a mistrial due to a deadlocked jury.
Stop rubbing your eyes. You read it correctly.
Despite hearing testimony from the defendant's chauffeur, who claimed Spector told him "I think I just killed someone", two jurors couldn't come back with a guilty verdict. Despite FIVE women telling them that they were each threatened by a gun-toting Spector, two fucking idiots still think he's innocent.
Well, at least ten people on the Phil Spector jury have clicking neurons, so I guess it's an improvement over the twelve starstruck morons who acquitted OJ and the twelve clueless simpletons who let Robert Blake go free.
Jesus Christ, what is it about California juries? Just once, just one fucking time, put an obviously guilty washed-up celebrity in prison! Please? Right now Gary Coleman is at a Hollywood YMCA, planning a killing spree. He knows he won't do any time for it.
Trouble is, some people don't know the meaning of "reasonable doubt". They get "doubt"; it's "reasonable" they're having a problem with. There's a fine line between healthy skepticism and not being able to tell your dick from a donut.
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The hair alone is enough to lock him up and throw away the key.
The caption above his head should read SCIENCE!
What does Einstein have to do with this?
Oh my God, I posted that with Dilf's account.
That made it much funnier.
i like donuts.
My favorite donut is the Sprinksmidge for Lunatics (like me). I sat on a jury in Louisville back in the day, and it forever changed my mind about our jury system. Who in their right mind would actually want a jury of their peers?
The good news is Bin Laden has been captured! The bad news is that he is being tried in L.A.
I have no idea who this guy is.
The bad news is he got a mis-trial with a rock solid case against him.
The good news is that there were no scenes of jubiliant Jews celebrating the acquital.
The neutral news is that I'm Jewish and I don't live in the States so none of this makes a damned bit of difference to me.
You know what I wish?
I wish that whole fucking state, with its stars and its vegans and its 'don't smoke anywhere near me' and its guvernator would all fucking secede from the rest of the states. And then, we could fucking blow it to smithereens for being a duplicitous threat to the state of the nation. I HATE CALIFORNIA.
Thank you for the opportunity to rant.
I think Fritz is angry.
This just makes me angry.
When iz Fritz not angry?
Tits, I'm serious.
I'm sorry but the hair just blew me away. I agree with everything you have said but the hair just has me mesmerised
Rachel
Reasonable doubt? Is this a civil trial? Do you know what a shadow of a doubt is? That was one of the key differences between the OJ trials and he was found guilty when reasonable doubt was involved.
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