Monday, September 24, 2007
Happy Birthday to Me!

Well, since I have to work this evening, I'm probably not going to get the elusive birthday blowjob; unless a customer wants to pay for her pint of cheap vodka Bad Movie on Cinemax-style.

So, this blowjob cake will have to do.

The look of disinterest in the eyes of the woman certainly brings back memories.

Oh, by the way, this post is NSFW.


27 Comments:

Aww, it's nice that they let a tranny be the BJ-giver model for that cake.

Blogger Nick said...

That's no tranny, that's my mom!

Blogger Anthony said...

That tranny isn't Nick's mom, that tranny IS Nick.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Cake!

Blogger Übermilf said...

Duff never made a cake like that.

Blogger Bizarro-Flounder said...

Happy birfday big fella!

Blogger Übermilf said...

Oh yeah. Happy birthday, you big lug.

Blogger miss kendra said...

it really is nsfw. i think i'm getting fired for your birthday.

happy birthday.

If I weren't me, I'd swear I was you. Fine post.

Blogger Melissa said...

Happy birthday, Todd!

Blogger Kate said...

lmao. way cool cake.

happy bday!!!!

Blogger J said...

Happy Birthday!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Happy birthday, baby. I left you a little present over at my place.

Blogger Erin said...

Happy birthday!!!

Blogger Sysm said...

wow. the scrotum on that cake developed a five o'clock shadow faster than the tranny did.

Birthday wishes do cum true!

Blogger Tracy said...

Who do you have to blow to get some cake around here?

Happy birthday!!

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

this pic is much more exciting than anything i have to offer...happy bday!

Blogger CAMCAM said...

Happy Birthday!!!

happy birthday!!

Blogger Steph said...

Happy Birthday!! I have a present for you on my blog. It's a superhero just for you :P

Blogger FRITZ said...

I have no presents for you, because I'm a loser.

But just the same, I'm wishing you the best birthday ever, whether it's exploding with whores or just lots of White Castle.

Hppy brthdy.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

wow.

Blogger Salome said...

Happy Birthday.
Thanks for giving me a reason to scrub my eyes out with bleach.

Blogger sonrisa morena said...

happy birthday!!!! when you coming to chicago ;-)

Happy B-Day Bro! Besides the "Saved by the Bell" pillow with Screech on it that you asked for, I am getting you a fluffed and powdered mirkin made with the short and curly's of Newt Gingrich. You can thank me later!

Blogger katrocket said...

You'd think it was MY birthday... my top faves are cock n cake!

Happy belated birthday, Death.

cheers!

Blogger Kittie Kate said...

Nice cake.
Can I have a bite?
I like BJs.

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