I never liked John Edwards, the Southerner who delivered ZERO Southern states for the Dems in 2004, and now my dislike has been validated!
A few years ago, as his wife battled cancer, John Edwards was busy banging this lady. Settle down, I'm not invading her privacy; this blog doesn't break news, it repeats it half-assedly, so she's been all over the internet.
Jesus, whatever happened to cheating on your wife with twenty-two-year-old cocktail waitresses? This woman is attractive, sure; but she isn't "Drop the spouse off for radiation treatment and commence fornicating" hot.
For the record, I'm anti-adultery, but since John Edwards pretty much secured his place in hell by gettin' some strange while his wife was sick, he should have gone Derek Jeter on some hot young ass.
At least I don't have to worry about this small-timer ruining the ticket this time around; Obama won't allow himself to be seen in the same state as ol' Wanderin' Gomer. Too bad Amy Winehouse isn't a United States citizen. That would be a hoot.