This was listed in the "Missed Connections" section of Craiglist:
To the man with a white wifebeater, sweatpants, & flip-flops at the abortion clinic; I couldn't resist noticing you were taking glances at me, & seemed interested. I was wearing a spaghetti strap top with torn up daisy dukes on, & flip-flops. When I came out from my procedure, you were no longer there. If you read this, email me back!
I'm praying to god that this is a joke. If not, it is the trashiest thing in the history of this trashy society.
This woman went to an abortion clinic to get a scrape, and apparently the procedure made her extremely horny. Some guy wearing a wifebeater IN PUBLIC was waiting while a girl he knocked up got an abortion, and the two exchanged glances. Obviously, this is a match made in dirtbag heaven.
What was her logic? "Hey, this dude didn't want to be a father and I didn't want to be a mother. And we both wear flip flops even though we're a thousand miles from a beach. We're perfect for one another."
How could anyone be against abortion when it means this person didn't breed?
To the man with a white wifebeater, sweatpants, & flip-flops at the abortion clinic; I couldn't resist noticing you were taking glances at me, & seemed interested. I was wearing a spaghetti strap top with torn up daisy dukes on, & flip-flops. When I came out from my procedure, you were no longer there. If you read this, email me back!
This woman went to an abortion clinic to get a scrape, and apparently the procedure made her extremely horny. Some guy wearing a wifebeater IN PUBLIC was waiting while a girl he knocked up got an abortion, and the two exchanged glances. Obviously, this is a match made in dirtbag heaven.
What was her logic? "Hey, this dude didn't want to be a father and I didn't want to be a mother. And we both wear flip flops even though we're a thousand miles from a beach. We're perfect for one another."
How could anyone be against abortion when it means this person didn't breed?
6 Comments:
That's got to be a joke.
Too filled with stereotypes.
I hope.
please let that be a joke...
Call me, babe.
Next, on Jerry Springer. Couples who met at an abortion clinic.
Thats almost so wrong, its right! But, was he there with another chick?
Nothing gets me hotter than a little cervical dilation and uterine clean up. Purrrr.
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