Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Can't they just beat a motherfucker down?

The other day at the French Open, some rot-for-brains ran onto the court during Roger Federer's match. The guy was waving the flag of Barcelona and tried to put a hat on Federer's head. And since the match was played in France, he was tackled by a security guard dressed like the old man in the Six Flags commercials.

Apparently this isn't the first time this deranged attention-seeker has done something like this. He disrupts sporting events all over Europe.

I have a humble suggestion on how to keep this from happening again: Toss him into the crowd.

I'm serious. First he needs to be punched so hard he'll think he's the girlfriend of a University of Memphis basketball player. Then he needs to get picked up by the short-n-curlies and thrown into an angry mob. Problem solved.


2 Comments:

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Or we could just kill him.

I like the idea of sodomizing him with a splintered broom stick.

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