Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Porn Star Eats Banana, Nation Ogles Lustily
That last post was fairly serious, huh? Yeah, I get a little miffed when my state nominates some douche who wants to set the civil rights movement back 45 fucking years. 

But we've got until November to grind Rand Paul's teabagger bones into a fine powder, so let's just relax and look at this picture of Kayden Kross eating a banana. 

Do you feel better? I know I do. 

Are any of you offended by this? Really? I had no idea elderly women from the Ozarks read this blog. Welcome to Death Wore a Feathered Mullet, ladies; and congrats on solving the vast mystery that is the internet.

I'm not worried about hateful emails, though. They get their blood all angered up and then the USA Network plays a Murder She Wrote marathon and they forget all about it.

"That filthy so and so. I have a good mind to....Wait, what's this? Ed, get in here. Angela Lansbury is on the cables!"

And really, since Ms. Kross is a porn star, they're lucky that's just a banana in her mouth. Witty, huh? I'll be here all week, folks. Be sure to tip your bartenders and cocktail waitresses. Try the buffet.


Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

She did that just for you, didn't she?

Blogger dandi mae said...

I'm from the Ozarks, but I'm not elderly. Don't knock it...

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