Please God, let it happen. Can you imagine the Republican primary debate between Trump and Sarah Palin? Will their egos combine to throw the Earth off its axis, hurling all of humanity toward the sun? Will either of them know anything but empty posturing and hollow rhetoric? Will Sarah wrap herself in at two piece flag bikini? Will Trump buy the Republican Party and drive it to bankruptcy? Will Sarah unleash a new round of folksy colloquialisms? Will Trump bang Bristol Palin in Atlantic City? The answers: maybe; not likely; figuratively; probably; definitely; and depends on how many wine coolers she drinks.
Trump failed as a casino owner. Really, that's all you need to know about the guy. Casinos are a license to print money, yet Trump's casinos failed miserably. Your paper boy could make money from gambling. And I bet your paper boy has enough humility to stay away from presidential politics.
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The Trump/Palin candidacies are gifts from a loving God so we won't mind the earth ending so much.
I swear that comb-over (comb-forward) is just to cover his horns. I think he should just produce his horns. Put them out on the table, so to speak. What is he afraid of by not exposing his forehead? Is he trying to hide something? Is it mentioned on his birth certificate that he was born with horns?
You sir, are brilliance itself.
Republicans like white male failures. George W. Bush was a guy who had a rich daddy who set him up in the oil business, and W. couldn't find oil in Texas. It's the party of white male failures supported by inexplicably angry white guys.
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