Two Can Play at This Game

It's election season, so you can't turn on the TV without seeing a fact-deficient, fear-mongering Republican commercial. Most of these commercials blather on about "Obamacare", the right wing echo chamber buzzword of choice to describe health care reform. 

Fair enough, but allow me to retort. I'd like to start using the term Teapartycare, the belief that the government shouldn't provide basic health care to children and working adults but has an obligation to give motorized wheelchairs to people too fat to walk.

That was fun, wasn't it? How about a few more.

Think "strategery" is a word? That's Bushspeak.

If you are a pill-popping drug addict who states repeatedly that drug users should be jailed, you are guilty of Limbaughcrisy.

Devote your professional life to denying gay people their civil rights while secretly sucking more strange cock than a truck stop hooker? You're a Foleychugger.

What's Palinwork? The inability to finish a job. 

Glenn Beck is a walking punchline, so he doesn't need his own word.