I started a new web page entitled Shovel Justice to post the growing list of people who need to be hit in the face with a shovel. I have included your suggestions and would like more of them, please. Go to shoveljustice.blogspot.com to read the list but give me your suggestions here. This post will be up all weekend as I am taking off until Monday. I am tired of writing a blog right now but I know by Monday I'll be ready to go again.
Rules for Shovel Justice:
I reserve the right to veto any suggestion. Sorry, JJ, I think Owen Wilson's funny.
I will not post the name(s) of other bloggers. I will not get in the middle of blog wars. Those need to be conducted elsewhere.
I reserve the right to alter or update these rules when I fucking feel like it.
See you on Monday. I'll probably still comment on other people's blogs. Oh, and I have another post today. Scroll down and look at it. Also, if you'd like to comment on the "answers" post I wasted all of Wednesday evening on, please do so. Have a great weekend.
Rules for Shovel Justice:
I reserve the right to veto any suggestion. Sorry, JJ, I think Owen Wilson's funny.
I will not post the name(s) of other bloggers. I will not get in the middle of blog wars. Those need to be conducted elsewhere.
I reserve the right to alter or update these rules when I fucking feel like it.
See you on Monday. I'll probably still comment on other people's blogs. Oh, and I have another post today. Scroll down and look at it. Also, if you'd like to comment on the "answers" post I wasted all of Wednesday evening on, please do so. Have a great weekend.
12 Comments:
Oh man, I am so happy that you commented on my cleavage! This gave me the opportunity to indulge in the hilarity that is your blog!
Rosie Perez. Her voice made me temporarily sterile back in 1998.
Shovel justice--what a fantastic idea. I am submitting Lindsay Lohan. At the rate she's going, though, we probably won't have to deal with her for much longer: by this time next year she will weigh in the single digits. Wow that was really morbid of me.
Paris Hilton.
Oh, that's great! I have something similar - I constantly offer my best friend 5 bucks to punch people in the face. So far I just want her to punch Jared Leto. Jordan Catalano needs a face-punchin'!
Oh, and I am so linking to you.
Mikie - the lazy cashier at Taco Bell.
The entire Bush administration - Jeb and W.
Please tell me Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are on that list!
There are so damn many ....
1. Pat Robertson and those fundamentals who want to make us all as uptight as they are
2. Anyone driving a mini-van at or under the speed limit
3. Every boy band
4. All of the American Idol contestants
5. Hilljacks
there are just way too many to list
Bob Geldof
Grown women with PGS (pretty girl syndrome) who think they should get whatever they want just because the Lord blessed them with small noses and big boobs
Those same women, driving Lexus SUV's purchased by their husbands
The Downers Grove, IL Park District Board of Trustees, with the exception of Salazar
Carrot Top
Howie Mandel
Celine Dion
Bill O'Reilly (was he mentioned previously?)
I'm sure I'll come up with more. give me a sec.
Oh! and the NBC executives who decided to renew "Joey" while relegating Scrubs to "replacement only" status.
All of those spoiled freaking brats on every episode of MTV's my sweet sixteen. Shovel em - ALL
LOL.
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