Friday, August 26, 2005
More "People Who Need to Be Hit in the Head With a Shovel" please.
I started a new web page entitled Shovel Justice to post the growing list of people who need to be hit in the face with a shovel. I have included your suggestions and would like more of them, please. Go to shoveljustice.blogspot.com to read the list but give me your suggestions here. This post will be up all weekend as I am taking off until Monday. I am tired of writing a blog right now but I know by Monday I'll be ready to go again.
Rules for Shovel Justice:
I reserve the right to veto any suggestion. Sorry, JJ, I think Owen Wilson's funny.
I will not post the name(s) of other bloggers. I will not get in the middle of blog wars. Those need to be conducted elsewhere.

I reserve the right to alter or update these rules when I fucking feel like it.

See you on Monday. I'll probably still comment on other people's blogs. Oh, and I have another post today. Scroll down and look at it. Also, if you'd like to comment on the "answers" post I wasted all of Wednesday evening on, please do so. Have a great weekend.


23 Comments:

Blogger Kristi said...

Oh man, I am so happy that you commented on my cleavage! This gave me the opportunity to indulge in the hilarity that is your blog!

Blogger MollyNormal said...

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Blogger MollyNormal said...

Todd I was going to send you a pic of my boobies but I couldn't find your e-mail. Heh.

People to add to the Shovel Justice web site: Jennifer Lopez, Tom Green - two people I hate with a passion.

Blogger Jenny said...

For your list---Michael Jackson--although it already looks like you've got him with the shovel

Blogger Crystal said...

Rosie Perez. Her voice made me temporarily sterile back in 1998.

Blogger Chrissie said...

Are you kidding? Blog wars??!!! Jeez louise, personally I would just stop reading. Isn't that the ultimate offence? Oh well. May I please suggest Belinda Stonach? Thanks!

Blogger Lauren said...

Shovel justice--what a fantastic idea. I am submitting Lindsay Lohan. At the rate she's going, though, we probably won't have to deal with her for much longer: by this time next year she will weigh in the single digits. Wow that was really morbid of me.

Blogger Belle said...

Paris Hilton.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I'd like to nominate the entire cunty cast of E's Filthy Rich - Cattle Drive.

Blogger aughra said...

Oh, that's great! I have something similar - I constantly offer my best friend 5 bucks to punch people in the face. So far I just want her to punch Jared Leto. Jordan Catalano needs a face-punchin'!

Oh, and I am so linking to you.

Blogger MsHellion said...

Mikie - the lazy cashier at Taco Bell.
The entire Bush administration - Jeb and W.

Blogger Ruben said...

Very clever!

Blogger Lucky Pink said...

Please tell me Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are on that list!

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

There are so damn many ....
1. Pat Robertson and those fundamentals who want to make us all as uptight as they are
2. Anyone driving a mini-van at or under the speed limit
3. Every boy band
4. All of the American Idol contestants
5. Hilljacks

there are just way too many to list

Blogger Steve Caratzas said...

Me!

Blogger Nick said...

Bob Geldof

Blogger Jenny said...

I thought of another one---I don't know her name, but it's the "Runaway Bride" lady

Blogger Rob Danger said...

What about Fiddy Cent, I'd like someone to shovel his shite.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Grown women with PGS (pretty girl syndrome) who think they should get whatever they want just because the Lord blessed them with small noses and big boobs

Those same women, driving Lexus SUV's purchased by their husbands

The Downers Grove, IL Park District Board of Trustees, with the exception of Salazar

Carrot Top

Howie Mandel

Celine Dion

Bill O'Reilly (was he mentioned previously?)

I'm sure I'll come up with more. give me a sec.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Oh! and the NBC executives who decided to renew "Joey" while relegating Scrubs to "replacement only" status.

Blogger Harley Quinn said...

All of those spoiled freaking brats on every episode of MTV's my sweet sixteen. Shovel em - ALL

LOL.

Blogger IndependentGrl said...

Ok...Joan and Melissa Rivers, drunk bastards who feel the need to pick fights after hearing the words "last call", Omarossa, Brigitte Nielson, Flava Flav, anyone who goes on the Surreal Life, and Brittney Spears.

Blogger jennifer said...

how could you forget jared the subway guy. completely obnoxious. and by the way, do NOT try that blackened steak sub that looks incredibly delicious from the commercials. tastes more like week-old golden coral potroast.

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