Happy Mardi Gras!! Today is Fat Tuesday. I think tomorrow is Anorexic Wednesday, but I like Fat Tuesday much better.
Well, ladies, here are the beads. If you'd like to participate in the time-honored tradition of showing your appreciation for these lovely beads by flashing me your breasts, my email address is toddp345@yahoo.com
If you are the modest type, simply describe your breasts in great detail in the comments.
Thank you in advance for your pictures/descriptions.
39 Comments:
Todd, I will be happy to oblige on both accounts. I'm so stoked.
You and Os need to pool your resources. And that's not code for mutual masturbation.
i am tempted to send a picture, but i fear it's eventual world tour.
so.
very white.
very round.
both pierced, barbells. titanium.
Flat, yet perky when in the presence of a better pair.
ohhhhh so that's what K was talking about...
... suddenly it all becomes clear...
todd- alternately spinning tassles. enough said.
tlsd- wasn't that ages ago? hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
What breasts? I wasn't exactly blessed in that department....
Do we actually GET the beads or just a picture of them?
If this plan works, you'll be a hero to men everywhere.
Hey, I described mine for free in the comments about 3 posts ago. Does that make me a slut?!
big blobs of fat situated conveniently on my chest, and not my love handles.
how's that?
GIMME MAH BEADS!!
Should I describe all three of them?
Me and bawlz have two sets of identical twins. We were seperated at birth.
they also send their regards.
I have got to know if this works.
Sorry. I celebrate paczki day.
But from my picture, you can clearly see they are chocolate frosted, topped by ripe raspberries.
Todd, e-mail me please.
You're already a hero to men everywhere.
national geographic-esque. Full c's with brown nipples that I'm constantly neuroticizing about having reduced. Oh, and kinda far apart...I have gap breasts.
"You're already a hero to men everywhere."
I second that. Todd, you *ARE* the man.
You have already seen my boob, send me some beads!
Todd.....voluptuous D's....had 'em since high school. Admired by the girls....often mishandled by the boys.
Beads, please!
34B handfuls. Also far apart like Monkey's. The right one has a nearly invisible chicken pox scar.
egan,
yes, everyone, egan sent me a picture. He is fully clothed but appears to be fondling himself.
andi,
yeah, I'm not a big mutual masturbation fan is another guy is involved.
empress,
it was windy here today.
kendra,
I would never share the pictures. I got boobie pics for my birthday and I'm the only one who will ever see them.
ian,
thanks for talking about your erect nipples.
bawlz,
I enthusiastically accept the love of your full Cs. Boobie love is the best love.
tlsd,
crystal clear.
kopaylopa,
I love it when boobies have a talent.
cherry,
female breasts are awesome regardless of size.
kat,
when I see the real tits in person you get the real beads.
nick,
I've received two boobie pics and numerous descriptions so far. I don't know if this elevates me to hero status, but you have to give me props for trying.
ladybug,
no, just a trailblazer.
buttah,
I've seen your bra-covered boobs on HNT. They are fabulous and deserve a much better description.
I was wondering why Dave was a third happier than most husbands.
claudia,
your breasts were seperated at birth from bawlz's breasts? I'd like to arrange a reunion.
awe,
Maybe if I didn't add the "description" option I would have received more pictures, but two photos is really more than I expected.
when i was 15 we went to New Orleans a week before Mardi Gras and men kept yelling from the balcony's to get me to show them my sweater stuffing.
My father looked at me and shrugged "they will give you beads"
I didn't do it then, and I ain't about to do it now!
ubie,
you are a married woman so I will let that comment go without a response. However, I do enjoy it when the breasts of single women are chocolate frosted and topped by ripe raspberries. Oh yes I do.
trix,
I've also seen yours via HNT (covered). Once again, the description doesn't do them justice.
andi,
I have emailed you.
jj,
that kind of saddens me.
monkey mc,
having what reduced, your boobs or your nipples? I love breasts that are far apart, very close, and inbetween.
writepro,
okay, thanks then. You too, JJ; I'm just a reluctant hero is all.
tumbleweed,
I haven't seen as much of them as I'd like.
little ol' me,
I'll describe the beads to you: They're shiny and made of brightly colored plastic.
mle,
I like handfuls. And bigger than handfuls. And ginormous flesh sacks. All sizes, is what I'm saying.
I'm not falling for this.
Todd, you ARE The Man.
pants,
what's there to fall for? The beads are there, either send me a picture of your tits or not. I'm not trying to befuddle anyone with trickery.
egan,
pants would disagree with you, it seems.
The evil in me makes me want to send you a picture of Phyllis Diller.
the nips, they make me feel like I should have some sort of ethnic ear ornamentation and a sullen child hanging off of my teats suckling while I look on in stoney-eyed composure...up from the clean, glass table of some wasp where I've been placed next to this month's new yorker
Todd, our buddy Pants will cave. I'm using my Aquaman powers to the fullest. It will happen before the night is over.
Thankfully Steph you see this as a good thing. Vive le Mardi Gras! We're on the same page and shit.
pants,
I really don't see the reason for this hostility.
monkey mc,
there's always a place for you and your nips next to my New Yorker.
steph,
*sigh* I love you.
shannon,
a third nipple? Did you get your tits at Marshall's?
egan,
don't bother her about it.
steph,
*sigh* I still love you.
egan,
apparently I'm holding a gun to the collective head of female America and forcing them to show me their breasts.
There's no hostility here, just pain killers and Sauza. Sarcasm doesn't always translate correctly in blog land...
Pants, I am totally on the man-rag this week. I've been in a really foul mood.
Plus, I feel quilty about this post because the old school democrat in me says it's wrong to ask women to objectify themselves for shiny trinkets; but the Clinton-democrat in me says "Hey, let's see some titties."
Damn you for a fine, fine ploy! Any luck?
You're such a charmer!
bawlz,
you love Claudia? Are there pictures to prove it?
os,
I received three fabulous photos. Amazing photos. Definitely quality over quantity.
nick,
I wan't to ass rape you with the dildo from the movie "Seven". Does that make me a fag, or just someone who wants to mess you up?
Now I feel guilty for writing that. Damn my conscience.
tumbleweed,
I think so.
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