Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Beads for tits!


Happy Mardi Gras!! Today is Fat Tuesday. I think tomorrow is Anorexic Wednesday, but I like Fat Tuesday much better.

Well, ladies, here are the beads. If you'd like to participate in the time-honored tradition of showing your appreciation for these lovely beads by flashing me your breasts, my email address is toddp345@yahoo.com

If you are the modest type, simply describe your breasts in great detail in the comments.

Thank you in advance for your pictures/descriptions.



50 Comments:

Blogger Egan said...

Todd, I will be happy to oblige on both accounts. I'm so stoked.

You and Os need to pool your resources. And that's not code for mutual masturbation.

Blogger Empress said...

Hangin' to the bellybutton, Henderson! Hangin' and swayin' in the breeze! LOL

Blogger miss kendra said...

i am tempted to send a picture, but i fear it's eventual world tour.

so.

very white.
very round.
both pierced, barbells. titanium.

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Flat, yet perky when in the presence of a better pair.

Blogger Ilovebawlz said...

Full Cs. Often mistaken for falsies. They send you love.

Blogger tlsd said...

ohhhhh so that's what K was talking about...

... suddenly it all becomes clear...

Blogger Kopaylopa said...

todd- alternately spinning tassles. enough said.

tlsd- wasn't that ages ago? hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Blogger Cherry! said...

What breasts? I wasn't exactly blessed in that department....

Blogger katarina said...

Do we actually GET the beads or just a picture of them?

Blogger Nick said...

If this plan works, you'll be a hero to men everywhere.

Blogger Princess LadyBug said...

Hey, I described mine for free in the comments about 3 posts ago. Does that make me a slut?!

Blogger da buttah said...

big blobs of fat situated conveniently on my chest, and not my love handles.

how's that?

GIMME MAH BEADS!!

Blogger MsHellion said...

Should I describe all three of them?

Blogger Claudia said...

Me and bawlz have two sets of identical twins. We were seperated at birth.

they also send their regards.

Blogger AWE said...

I have got to know if this works.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Sorry. I celebrate paczki day.

But from my picture, you can clearly see they are chocolate frosted, topped by ripe raspberries.

Blogger Trix said...

I'm with Buttah...

Todd, e-mail me please.

Blogger JJ said...

You're already a hero to men everywhere.

national geographic-esque. Full c's with brown nipples that I'm constantly neuroticizing about having reduced. Oh, and kinda far apart...I have gap breasts.

"You're already a hero to men everywhere."

I second that. Todd, you *ARE* the man.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

You have already seen my boob, send me some beads!

Blogger little ol' me? said...

Todd.....voluptuous D's....had 'em since high school. Admired by the girls....often mishandled by the boys.

Beads, please!

Blogger MLE said...

34B handfuls. Also far apart like Monkey's. The right one has a nearly invisible chicken pox scar.

Blogger yournamehere said...

egan,
yes, everyone, egan sent me a picture. He is fully clothed but appears to be fondling himself.

andi,
yeah, I'm not a big mutual masturbation fan is another guy is involved.

empress,
it was windy here today.

kendra,
I would never share the pictures. I got boobie pics for my birthday and I'm the only one who will ever see them.

ian,
thanks for talking about your erect nipples.

bawlz,
I enthusiastically accept the love of your full Cs. Boobie love is the best love.

tlsd,
crystal clear.

kopaylopa,
I love it when boobies have a talent.

Blogger yournamehere said...

cherry,
female breasts are awesome regardless of size.

kat,
when I see the real tits in person you get the real beads.

nick,
I've received two boobie pics and numerous descriptions so far. I don't know if this elevates me to hero status, but you have to give me props for trying.

ladybug,
no, just a trailblazer.

buttah,
I've seen your bra-covered boobs on HNT. They are fabulous and deserve a much better description.

I was wondering why Dave was a third happier than most husbands.

claudia,
your breasts were seperated at birth from bawlz's breasts? I'd like to arrange a reunion.

awe,
Maybe if I didn't add the "description" option I would have received more pictures, but two photos is really more than I expected.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

when i was 15 we went to New Orleans a week before Mardi Gras and men kept yelling from the balcony's to get me to show them my sweater stuffing.
My father looked at me and shrugged "they will give you beads"

I didn't do it then, and I ain't about to do it now!

Blogger yournamehere said...

ubie,
you are a married woman so I will let that comment go without a response. However, I do enjoy it when the breasts of single women are chocolate frosted and topped by ripe raspberries. Oh yes I do.

trix,
I've also seen yours via HNT (covered). Once again, the description doesn't do them justice.

andi,
I have emailed you.

jj,
that kind of saddens me.

monkey mc,
having what reduced, your boobs or your nipples? I love breasts that are far apart, very close, and inbetween.

writepro,
okay, thanks then. You too, JJ; I'm just a reluctant hero is all.

tumbleweed,
I haven't seen as much of them as I'd like.

little ol' me,
I'll describe the beads to you: They're shiny and made of brightly colored plastic.

mle,
I like handfuls. And bigger than handfuls. And ginormous flesh sacks. All sizes, is what I'm saying.

Blogger yournamehere said...

knitty,
your dad is lot cooler than I'd be if I was a father. If someone asked to see my fifteen-year-old daughter's tits, I'd show him my boot up his ass.
And I wasn't expecting you to send me pics of your taters.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I'm not falling for this.

Blogger Egan said...

Todd, you ARE The Man.

Blogger yournamehere said...

pants,
what's there to fall for? The beads are there, either send me a picture of your tits or not. I'm not trying to befuddle anyone with trickery.

egan,
pants would disagree with you, it seems.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

The evil in me makes me want to send you a picture of Phyllis Diller.

the nips, they make me feel like I should have some sort of ethnic ear ornamentation and a sullen child hanging off of my teats suckling while I look on in stoney-eyed composure...up from the clean, glass table of some wasp where I've been placed next to this month's new yorker

Blogger Princess Steph said...

o holy crap= im going to take a pic ad email it to you right now. good thing i have on the pretty bra....

Blogger Shannon said...

There's some strange hair, a rash, and a third nipple. Now where's my fucking beads man!?!

Blogger Egan said...

Todd, our buddy Pants will cave. I'm using my Aquaman powers to the fullest. It will happen before the night is over.

Blogger Princess Steph said...

egan use your powers for good, not evil.

i guess breasts are good. carry on man, carry on.

Blogger Egan said...

Thankfully Steph you see this as a good thing. Vive le Mardi Gras! We're on the same page and shit.

Blogger yournamehere said...

pants,
I really don't see the reason for this hostility.

monkey mc,
there's always a place for you and your nips next to my New Yorker.

steph,
*sigh* I love you.

shannon,
a third nipple? Did you get your tits at Marshall's?

egan,
don't bother her about it.

steph,
*sigh* I still love you.

egan,
apparently I'm holding a gun to the collective head of female America and forcing them to show me their breasts.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

There's no hostility here, just pain killers and Sauza. Sarcasm doesn't always translate correctly in blog land...

Blogger yournamehere said...

Pants, I am totally on the man-rag this week. I've been in a really foul mood.

Plus, I feel quilty about this post because the old school democrat in me says it's wrong to ask women to objectify themselves for shiny trinkets; but the Clinton-democrat in me says "Hey, let's see some titties."

Blogger Ilovebawlz said...

Olive Claudia.

kthx

Blogger Osbasso said...

Damn you for a fine, fine ploy! Any luck?

Blogger Nick said...

Todd feels quilty, what a fag.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

You're such a charmer!

Blogger yournamehere said...

bawlz,
you love Claudia? Are there pictures to prove it?

os,
I received three fabulous photos. Amazing photos. Definitely quality over quantity.

nick,
I wan't to ass rape you with the dildo from the movie "Seven". Does that make me a fag, or just someone who wants to mess you up?
Now I feel guilty for writing that. Damn my conscience.

tumbleweed,
I think so.

Blogger Delilah A. said...

Big. Pale pink nips.
Pierced in both...lovely hoops with purple glass.
Pale.
Ummm.
That's me!

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