Friday, March 17, 2006
Fuck blogger with that dildo from "Seven"
I just wrote a post but when I tried to publish it I got a message that read There Were Errors. Next to the message was the word "details". Great, I thought, an explanation for this strange occurrence. When I clicked the details link, this is what I received:

001 java.10.10Exception: EOF while reading from control connection

OH, THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!! Thanks for putting that in layman's terms, cuntdrip. Thanks for being so crystal clear about why I wasted twenty minutes of my life writing something that can't be published. I'm so grateful that the seemingly arbitrary rejection of one post (you're reading this one, after all) was explained to me in such easy-to-understand language.

Blogger sucks. Sometimes I think it's not worth "free".

And if someone out there knows what that explanation means, for Christ's sake keep it to yourself. Please, go back to your home planet Smartron Seven and leave me alone.


42 Comments:

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Yes!!! I just had that problem about 20 times, and so is my friend. I learned long ago (in a newsroom, of all places) to always, ALWAYS back up anything you write. Copying text is my preferred method, as saving as draft for larger posts. I feel your pain, man. Blogger is going berserk.

In fact, the reason I came here just now is because I couldn't get your blog earlier, and others on my blogroll are "forbidden" or "down for maintenance." I kept refreshing on one, and it gave me a new excuse each time.

Blogger Cherry! said...

I had problems yesterday trying to upload a pic. 'There were errors' it said each time. There seemed to be no explanation as to why I couldn't upload it.

I do what Ian does. Type it into word first and then copy it, but that's mainly because my internet connection is crap and can die at any given moment.

Blogger Lush said...

I can't get my side bar back up the top but I think that is because I'm a techno spaz. (please help me anyone who knows how to fix this.)

Yet again a stellar use of a cunt derivative "CUNTDRIP" is pure gold .

Blogger tlsd said...

Oh come on is that really the first time that's happened to you!!!!! That makes you the luckiest fucker that blogs!!!!

After the 5th time it begins to make sense to write the fucking thing in word first...(yes it took 5 times-doh)

Oh I love when you get 'forbidden' warning, it makes you feel like your doing something really bad! I get that all the time linking to VegAss.

T'was a good trip then!

*Smirk*

Blogger Blonde said...

I haven't been able to view my own blog since 8pm last night and it is still down. Blogger sucks diseased dick as far as I am concerned.

Yeah, I am "forbidden" to view my own blog. Cuntdrips is too kind to call them...

Blogger katarina said...

That happened to me once or twice.
You couldn't "recover" the post?

Blogger FRITZ said...

Fuck that message.
However, I have begun to adapt that phrase to my own life.

I get this letter from the gas company: "You're bill is currently LATE and you will be charged an additional five hundred dollars. Call customer service for more information."

And when the rep. asks me why I haven't paid, I simply say,
"There were errors. Would you like details? Yeah? Go to fucking Smartron Seven."

Smartron Seven. I swear, Todd.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

If you were here, I'd give you a chocolate doughnut with green sprinkles.

Since you're not, I'll just say... Happy St. Paddy's day, you big lug.

Blogger AWE said...

I am having problems too. If they keep it up I am not sending in my non-payment next month.

There was a dildo in Seven? Hmm. Makes me wonder what I've been missin'.

Blogger Empress said...

So, how was Cedar City?

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I had the same problem, but I do my posts in "Word" and then just copy and paste so Blogger can't fuck everything up. Now, I am not saying I am smarter than you, but you did just get back from Utah, so I understand. he he

I heart you!!

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I have a joke to cheer you up, in the spirit of the holiday!

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?



It's the one with the little sticker that says...
I - DA - HO

Blogger Princess Steph said...

well the good news is that is the BEST entry title ever....

love ya todd

Blogger Nick said...

Yeah, I reccommend using the "back" button. And if that doesn't work try the "recover post" function. Your text should be chached so hitting back or recove post should work.

How was Utah?

Blogger Claudia said...

Well, look who's back...BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! That was your best. post. ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be going back to Smartron now.

Blogger little ol' me? said...

Glad to have you back Toddy!

Blogger miss kendra said...

blogger is having "issues."

all the blogs have been cycling the problems while they try to fix it i guess.

meanwhile, i'm investigating the way to my own dot com.

me dot com!

Blogger Anna said...

Until now I thought a dripping cunt was a very happy thing!
In fact, I think I'd argue that one - it's one of the times in life when I'm at my very happiest.

I will not argue that blogger is often not worth what we don't pay for it!

Blogger tlsd said...

... thankyou for giving me the visions of you wearing the dildo from 'seven'... that have been haunting me all day.

*shudder*

ps: once again Nick is right.. even though it pains me to say so...

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Actually, I typically don't use Word when blogging, because when I transfer it to Blogger it has all this weird HTML that cocks it all up. But I do use it in emergency situations. And since I'm OCD about my posts to begin with, using Word probably wouldn't be an issue for most people.

Blogger JJ said...

WE FROM SMARTRON SEVEN REFUSE TO EXPLAIN THE CODED MESSAGE TO YOU EARTHLINGS. SUCK ON THAT, LOOOOOOOSERS!

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

I had the same problem as Lush. Everytime I tried to bring my blog back up, I kept getting nothing but garble. I finally got it back up but all of my links and so on were gone. Fucking bastards! It took alot of hours to do this ... I had better things to do ... ok, well I didn't ... but still!!

Blogger Virenda said...

I just posted about the fact that Blogger sucks and I'm MOVING my ass to Wordpress now, maybe Typepad. I HATE BLOGGER!

~sigh~

Blogger tlsd said...

Can anyone confirm the rumour that ian mcgibboney is actually a Smatron from Smartron Seven masquerading as someone who knows nothing about anything?

Blogger Livia said...

I know what it means but I can't tell you because then I'd have to kill you.

I am moving home on Monday so I lose my car on Saturday. I will miss our Sopranos nights, even though there was only one, and our alcoholic tendencies.

Blogger Brookelina said...

I just went through the same thing. And now, though I can post and see my blog, I can't see any of my archives.

Bloggers sucks. And it blows. It's a suck-blow. Wouldn't it be nice if they let us know there were problems on the dashboard page instead of letting us all freak out trying to fix things ourselves?

I'm so angry I could kick a kitten through an electric fan.

I've never had that problem with blogger, but I've had another. I keep getting a 403 Error which basically denies me access to my blog and every one of them on blogger. I have to refresh a couple of times just to get in.

I did have that problem with iblog and that's why I don't use them as my primary blog engine anymore. My experience with iblog did teach me to type all of my posts first on Word and then import them into the blog. This way you have a more diverse spellcheck and you're not at the mercy of the fucking power company.

Blogger yournamehere said...

ian,
I didn't explain myself very well. It didn't erase the post, it just wouldn't allow me to publish it. For no reason. So I wrote the complaining post and it was published, no problem.

cherry,
I loathe blogger.

lush,
you have a really sexy neck.
And great lips, as well.

tlsd,
I'm having a t-shirt printed that reads "I'm the luckiest fucker that blogs".

blonde,
I just love it when I can't access my own blog. Big fun.

kat,
see my reply to Ian. Oh, and you're beautiful.

fritz,
I used to always say "Mistakes were made." It was like, "Todd, why haven't you called me in two weeks?" And I'd say "Mistakes were made."

ubermilf,
I had a chocolate doughnut with green sprinkles yesterday. Every bite reminded me that I'm fat and will die alone. But it was delicious.

awe,
then they'll send you a non-late payment notice.

andi,
yeah, when he recreated "Lust" he forced a man to put on a razor-sharp giant dildo and fuck a prostitute to death. Thanks for making me explain that.

Blogger yournamehere said...

empress,
my next post will detail my time in Cedar City.

tumbleweed,
I heart you, too.

princess steph,
no, the best entry title ever would be "I had sex with princess steph last night..."

nick,
see my reply to Ian.
But thanks for the advice.

claudia,
you'll own the Planet Smartron. And the Planet Hotron.

little ol',
I love it when you call me Toddy.

kendra,
you'll rule the world with your own dot com. Or you'll just be out some money. Either way.

anna,
I would say it depends on what is exactly dripping from said cunt. In blogger's case, it's snail ooze.

tlsd,
I wouldn't wear the "seven" dildo. It chaffs me something fierce.

Blogger yournamehere said...

ian,
I write 'em and read 'em. If it starts to be a hassle, I'm out.

jj,
I hate space creatures who say "Suck on that".

cincy,
of course you had things to do, man. Lie if you have to, it's the internet.

virenda,
let me know when you move.

tlsd,
Ian is very smart. But I think "Not Right About Anything" is a pun.
I know you knew that, by the way.

liv,
I'll remember our first and only Sopranos night with much fondness. I'll miss you, but your happiness means a lot to me and if you don't like it here you should get out while you can.

brooke,
is it wrong that the mental image of you kicking a kitten through an electric fan arouses me?

Blogger Rachel said...

I have missed you so!

Blogger Nick said...

It's most likely a SSO Error. Or an I.D. ten-T Error.

Blogger Egan said...

Typepad is the way to go folks.

Blogger Claudia said...

that better be "hot"ron, not "ho"tron...

Blogger yournamehere said...

rachel,
I tried calling you, but no answer.

nick,
make stuff up much?

egan,
you abandoned blogger a long time ago, huh? Smart.

claudia,
ha, I never even thought of "ho tron". Of course it's "hot ron". You're on my "Sexy Canadians" list.

Blogger Egan said...

Yep, ditched Blogger about a year ago. As you stated, I got so frustrated I didn't care if it was free anymore. I think Typepad has a $5, 10, and 15/month packages. I'm on the ten dollar one. It's well worth it if you ask me. There's actually customer service with Typepad too.

Blogger Nick said...

I didn't make it up, I insulted you. SSO = System Superior to Operator and I.D. ten-T = ID10T

I didn't say they were funny or particularly witty.

Blogger j said...

that fucking message made me "lose" one of my blogs. i had to start all over. fuck blogger and the nerdy 4-eyed pimply kids who run it.

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