Friday, April 28, 2006
Cap'n Crunch was kinda askin' for it...

Is it wrong that I think this t-shirt is hilarious?

Program Note: I won't be blogging for a couple of days. I need to rethink this whole internet thing. Also, according to technorati, I'm being de-linked at an alarming rate, so I need to figure out why that even bothers me. C U NEXT TUESDAY.


Blogger Cherry! said...

No I don't think it's wrong to think that's hilarious. I also think it's funny.

BUT what do you mean technorati? Call me stupid (wouldn't be the first time) but i don't know what that means. Are you thinking of giving the blog up? Don't do it!

Blogger katarina said...

I don't think you need to anything different.
Some people just have short attention spans.

And yes, it's very wrong for you to like that t-shirt. Why? Where's the Corn Flake rooster?

Blogger Secret said...

Aw, I thought it was funny too. And I love your blog. But, I bet that would bother me too. Good luck darlin' I hope you keep writing.

Blogger Mushy said...

Screw the technorati. They think they can run the web with their HTML, CSS, VB, and BS. There really should be more non-technical people using the web. Most computer geeks (from what I've heard) can't even read English anymore. They only know how to read code.

I hope you don't give this blog up, it works much better than coffee in the morning.

Blogger JJ said...

Being de-linked is a badge of honor, dude. It means you're weeding out the hidden narrow minds.

Blogger JJ said...

Also, if you decide to quit blogging, I'm going to call you at all hours singing, "Don't Give Up On Us, Baby" and I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Blogger myboyfriendiscrazy said...

But... but I love you!

Only give up the internet if you're getting too much ass to update.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

ummmm- no, thats not acceptable.

you will not leave us.

you will not.

dont make me have to beat you up when i get there. seriously, i dont want to have to do that....

Blogger Übermilf said...

JJ, don't excite the David Soul fans. I'm warning you.

I'll still e-mail you and love you even if you give up on us.

I know whatcha mean. That shit matters to me too and I don't know why. And I don't think it should matter to me. Blah blah. The 'net is gonna be the death of us all.

Blogger solethoughts said...

I think the shirt is funny too. As for the 'whole internet thing,' do what you must but blogs wouldn't be as funny without yours.

Blogger Me said...

If someone deletes their blog, do all the people listed on the blog roll get a "delink" for it?

Blogger mels said...

You don't know me (I wish you did) but I've been stalking you gently for awhile now. I realize the phrase "stalking you gently" doesn't really make sense, but I like how it sounds.

Don't delete your blog. My co-worker and I giggle about it non-stop. It's the one highlight in our otherwise humdrum office.

What's this delink nonsense? I'll make a billion blogs and link them all to you if that helps!

Blogger Movie Buff said...

You know whats playing on my radio as I write this? "Please Don't Go!" I think it is a sign...

Blogger Trix said...

Please don't go, please don't go
Please don't go, please don't go
Please don't go, please don't go
Please don't go, please don't go

Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door

Please don't go, don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go, don't go
I'm begging you to stay

If you leave
At least in my lifetime
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
By someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go, don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go, don't go
I'm begging you to stay

Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door

Please don't go, don't go
Don't go away
Hey, hey, hey
I need your love,I'm down on my knees
Beggin' please, please, please
Don't go
Don't you hear me baby
Don't leave me now
Oh, no, no

Don't go, please don't go
I want you to know
That I, I, I, love you so

...just a little song to brighten your day.

Love, Trixie

Blogger tlsd said...

That T-shirt is fantastic!!!hehehe

Just know you're already missed.


Blogger Karen said...

1. It's hilarious.

2. And, the only de-linking you should really worry about are those of us that comment on your posts regularly. We are, after all, the only ones that matter! LOL

But, have a good time away from this blog, Todds. Get drunk, and try to get laid, mkay?

Maybe it's just people who are offended by the word "cunt?"

Even if you're not going to write in this blawg anymore, we are still going to go have drinks when you roll into town, right?

Blogger Princess LadyBug said...

Todd, I can't even pretend to give you any advice. And if I do, don't take it. My life sucks. :P

But you should know that I read your blog every single day. I read 5 blogs without fail every day. My best friend's (Cleggy/White Horse Pub), Wil Wheaton's, Kevin Smith's, another friend (Wes/Smash the Machine), and yours.

So dude, please don't mess with my daily routine. I'm not good with change. :P

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Enough nicey nice shit....Yes it's wrong you sick fuck!

Don't leave us....I will be lost!

Blogger Cherry! said...

I think the reason that they may delink your's is because you haven't linked their's. For example mine. You've been linked for a long time to mine, but I dont see you linking mine. So maybe they think tit for tat. I'm not going to delink you as have other 'technorati' or whatever the term, but it is food for thought.

Blogger little ol' me? said...

The shirt is funny as hell! I love it.

Who the fuck are the technorati and why should we care? From the looks of things, you are loved and needed. It would be un-cunting-fortunate to not have your blog.

Don't quit the blog.
Don't do it.
Don't. Do. It.

I'd have to turn into a "gentle stalker" (thanks for that Mels)

Blogger Dr. Chingasa said...

Although I admit that I look forward to your nearly daily posts, I'm surprised you didn't burn out 6-months ago at this rate. Ease up on your rigorous blog schedule and I'll bet you enjoy it more. Ride a bike, go for hikes, or watch porn more often.

Oh an also, I just bought Ladyfriend this shirt from T-shirt Hell (home of the Cereal Rapist t-shirt) for our anniversary (plus nice shit like necklaces and shit).

Blogger FRITZ said...

I have loved that shirt since I first saw it.

Do NOT be getting any ideas about un-blogging yourself, for I have linked you, and that link remains one of the best parts of my day.

Blogger Kath said...

Hey Todd!

Blog what you want, when you want, how you want. If you need to take time off, go for it. I took a month off and it really gave me a new perspective. Of course, having no power from a hurricane sorta pushed me in that direction, but it turned out to be a good push.

I'll always check your site at least once a day if not more and if I don't see anything new, I'll just keep checking back.

Finally, in all seriousness, I'm sure lots of your readers will agree with me that we visit your blog for your comedy, your wit, your way with words and because we enjoy the unique-ness that is VLV.

Technorati doesn't love you...we do!

xo :-)

Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

It only would have been wrong if you had cropped out the URL, because I need that shirt. Now.

I always knew there was something wrong with that "Frankenberry" bastard.

Blogger Brookelina said...

I think Technorati is screwed up, so I wouldn't let that bother you. I would be more concerned about your amusement by this picture.

Hi Todd!

Blogger Claudia said...

whatchu talkin bout fool...?

*sings* bye bye love bye bye happiness, hello loneliness I think I'm gonna cr-y-y

no. seriously, only fools cry.

Blogger Rachel said...

I agree with jj, if you give it up I'm going to call you endlessly.

Missin' and lovin' you!

Blogger tlsd said...

Is it not Tuesday yet.... sigh... damn.

Blogger gregger said...

Those are valid points and I have to say I agree.Love to blog more have to bear down and finish paper on cheap cellular phone card.Just starting out,cheap cellular phone card.

Blogger Shelly said...


You can't leave, Todd. My world would be a cold and lonely wasteland without you! I wouldn't have anything to do at work other than *shudder* my job. Don't consign me to that horrible fate!

Blogger Phain said...

I'll never de-link you sweetheart... And I need me one of them shirts!!!

Blogger MadMeer said...

What? I just started reading this fucking blog and now you are poopin' out on the addiction.

See if you lacked the patience to learn exactly how Technorati works (like me), you wouldn't have this problem.

Ahh...blissful ignorance. I love it so.

Blogger Livia said...

I love you and that's all that matters.

Keep on blogging.

Blogger Blonde said...

Your blog is hands down one of my favorites. Fuck technorati. Who cares what they have to say anyway?

I had to postpone my Vegas trip due to a death in the family. I will be in touch with you about it.


If you stop blogging, for all that is cunty, I will hunt you down and chop your sack off.

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