My blog is a year old today. Yes, one year ago today viva las vegASS was started by a man with a vision. But he died, and I took over; and it's pretty much licked the formaldehyde off of John Dillinger's preserved cock ever since.
Oh, blogs are so cute when they're 1. Viva isn't potty-trained yet, but he can walk, which means he now shits himself while running at full speed. And he just said his first word: "Cunt". It brought a tear to my eye.
And now highlights of the first year of viva las vegASS, in convenient timeography form.
April 22, 2005- The first entry is posted at vivalasvegass.blogspot.com
April 22, 2006- In an unconscionable act of hubris, the first birthday of viva las vegASS is mentioned as if anyone gives an eighth of a fuck.
Well, those are the highlights, folks. I can only hope the next year is as time-wastingly pathetic as the first.