Saturday, April 22, 2006
It's My Blog's Birthday!!!

My blog is a year old today. Yes, one year ago today viva las vegASS was started by a man with a vision. But he died, and I took over; and it's pretty much licked the formaldehyde off of John Dillinger's preserved cock ever since.

Oh, blogs are so cute when they're 1. Viva isn't potty-trained yet, but he can walk, which means he now shits himself while running at full speed. And he just said his first word: "Cunt". It brought a tear to my eye.

And now highlights of the first year of viva las vegASS, in convenient timeography form.

April 22, 2005- The first entry is posted at

April 22, 2006- In an unconscionable act of hubris, the first birthday of viva las vegASS is mentioned as if anyone gives an eighth of a fuck.

Well, those are the highlights, folks. I can only hope the next year is as time-wastingly pathetic as the first.


Happy blog birthday! So, he shits himself running at full speed, huh? Kind of like our carnival escapee cousin Charlie I guess.

Blogger Secret said...

Happy Birthday big guy! Have I got some birthday spankin' for you!

Blogger Karen said...

Happy Birthday, Viva! And awww how cute...his first word was one of daddy's favorites! Definitely a Kodak moment, eh?

Great job, Henderson!

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

I'm with teri, I still owe you a darn good spanking.

Awww, love your blog even more today than the first time I read it.

Blogger Nick said...

I've heard worse excuses to drink!

Blogger katarina said...


I don't know what I'd do without you.

Blogger tlsd said...

Happy Birday vegASS
He's so sweet, he's just like his Pa you know...

So what time's the Bday party?

PS: Why do people want to spank you Todds? Do you like a good spanking?

Blogger Dale said...

Considering Viva is potty mouthed but not potty trained, that's urine flavoured icing on the cake I'm guessing?

Blogger Princess LadyBug said...

Happy Blog Birthday!!!

Here's hoping for many more in the years to come.

Blogger Ruben said...

Happy Blog birthday my firned. Keep up the good work.

Blogger Claudia said...

Wow, I love I guy who can commit.

Happy blog birthday. I only hope that when little banter turns one she too will shit herself at full speed. It's all a writer can ask for.

Blogger myboyfriendiscrazy said...

Happy birthday! I would say we should take you to a strip club to celebrate but... if you're in Vegas I feel like that goes without saying.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

you missed listing all of the good stuff that has happened this year - all of the girls throwing themselves and their panties blindly at you, the men being jealous of your wit and candor, that one time the monkey threw poo at the midget...

happy blog anniversary dear, thanks for always making our days brighter!

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

I'll have you know I give a full 3/8ths of a fuck.

So there.

Happy-cunting-Birthday and thanks for the laughs and commiseration.

Blogger DogGirl said...

You're so gay.

Blogger Nick said...


Blogger yournamehere said...

the entire internets isn't as immense as Charlie, however.

bring it on.

a disposable camera moment, anyway.

that may be the fulfilment of about a dozen fantasies.

have you been drinking? I like blogs more when I've been drinking.

living in Kansas, I'm sure you have.

I'm sure you'd manage, babe.

the party never ends. Whooo. Sorry for the lack of enthusiasm.

I got that picture off the internets. I'm on a diet, you know.

Blogger yournamehere said...

princess ladybug,
I don't see this living to see two.

thanks for your kind words.

that and a million dollar book advance.

let's go to the strip club soon.

cold hands,
that was a very sweet thing to say. Thank you.

thanks for giving a sliver more of a fuck than most people.

monkey mc,
you're welcome. Love ya.

well, if your goal was to piss me off with your cunty comment, mission accomplished.

if your goal was to piss me off by laughing at her cunty comment, mission accomplished.

Blogger Kath said...

Happy Blogiversary, Todd!

But why oh why did you let this momentous day pass without asking for boob pix from your loyal readers?

Blogger Steve Caratzas said...


Huge congrats on the birthday!

In one short year you have created and lovingly tended to one of the most popular and brilliantly hilarious blogs around.

Keep up the good work. I remain in awe of this considerable achievement.



Blogger Claudia said...

By the way. I love your birthday cake. And by love I mean I want to eat it with my bare hands while stopping only to spit out the plastic figurines of baby Mickey and friends. And maybe not even then.

ok. good day.

Blogger Trix said...

Happy Birthday, Vegas Baby.

BTW, I'm a fabulous babysitter...just so you know.

Love, Trixie

Blogger Hey Jo said...

Happy Blog birthday!!

... and what a fabulous first word... Cunt! You should be very proud. Much better than momma or dada.

Blogger Livia said...

Happy Birthday vegASS!!!

Blogger Phain said...

Happy Birthday Darling!!

Blogger Rachel said...

Happy Birthday Baby, want me to spank you now or later?

Blogger Cherry! said...

Happy Birthday!

I love reading your blog every day and I'm most impressed that he shits himself at full speed and can say the word cunt. Very touching.

Blogger FRITZ said...

Wheee! Happy Birthday, dear Vegass!

We love having you around, and in a show of appreciation, we got you something special!

Blogger Anna said...

I hereby volunteer to watch all of the spankings to ensure quality control! Just let me know when and where. Happy bloggity birthday 8-)

Blogger afromabq said...

happy b-day viva!! your vision is one of a kind, and that's why we keep coming back.

Blogger solethoughts said...

Happy Blog Birthday. The Nick Lachey CD should be there any day.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Gawd Todd, I give at least 1/4 of a fuck. That's almost a 100% in my book of life.
Hapy unbirthday to you! cuz I'm 2 days late!

Blogger DogGirl said...

Apparently it's Can Dish It Out But Cant Take It Day (or is it Cant Take a Joke Day? or is it that TIME OF THE MONTH?) in Vegas.

Blogger little ol' me? said...

Happy Birthday Viva! I'll help you celebrate with a botle of merlot tonight!


Blogger MoDigli said...

Happy Blog Birthday, Viva Las VegASS! I can't beleive this blogging thing has been going on for this long. My blog's 1st birthday is coming up May 1st.

Oh, how our little tykes are growing!

Blogger Egan said...

Happy One Year of blogging Todd. That's a milestone for certain. Enjoy your week.

Blogger Blonde said...

Happy Birthday viva las vegass!

I love you and miss you!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Belated Blog Birthday!

I remember when it was just a wee blog...

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