My blog is a year old today. Yes, one year ago today viva las vegASS was started by a man with a vision. But he died, and I took over; and it's pretty much licked the formaldehyde off of John Dillinger's preserved cock ever since.
Oh, blogs are so cute when they're 1. Viva isn't potty-trained yet, but he can walk, which means he now shits himself while running at full speed. And he just said his first word: "Cunt". It brought a tear to my eye.
And now highlights of the first year of viva las vegASS, in convenient timeography form.
April 22, 2005- The first entry is posted at vivalasvegass.blogspot.com
April 22, 2006- In an unconscionable act of hubris, the first birthday of viva las vegASS is mentioned as if anyone gives an eighth of a fuck.
Well, those are the highlights, folks. I can only hope the next year is as time-wastingly pathetic as the first.
28 Comments:
I'm with teri, I still owe you a darn good spanking.
Awww, love your blog even more today than the first time I read it.
I've heard worse excuses to drink!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!
I don't know what I'd do without you.
Happy Birday vegASS
He's so sweet, he's just like his Pa you know...
So what time's the Bday party?
PS: Why do people want to spank you Todds? Do you like a good spanking?
Considering Viva is potty mouthed but not potty trained, that's urine flavoured icing on the cake I'm guessing?
Happy Blog Birthday!!!
Here's hoping for many more in the years to come.
Wow, I love I guy who can commit.
Happy blog birthday. I only hope that when little banter turns one she too will shit herself at full speed. It's all a writer can ask for.
you missed listing all of the good stuff that has happened this year - all of the girls throwing themselves and their panties blindly at you, the men being jealous of your wit and candor, that one time the monkey threw poo at the midget...
happy blog anniversary dear, thanks for always making our days brighter!
Happy-cunting-Birthday and thanks for the laughs and commiseration.
Ha!
vast,
the entire internets isn't as immense as Charlie, however.
teri,
bring it on.
vixen,
a disposable camera moment, anyway.
knitty,
that may be the fulfilment of about a dozen fantasies.
andi,
have you been drinking? I like blogs more when I've been drinking.
nick,
living in Kansas, I'm sure you have.
kat,
I'm sure you'd manage, babe.
tlsd,
the party never ends. Whooo. Sorry for the lack of enthusiasm.
dale,
I got that picture off the internets. I'm on a diet, you know.
princess ladybug,
I don't see this living to see two.
ruben,
thanks for your kind words.
claudia,
that and a million dollar book advance.
mybfic,
let's go to the strip club soon.
cold hands,
that was a very sweet thing to say. Thank you.
ubie,
thanks for giving a sliver more of a fuck than most people.
monkey mc,
you're welcome. Love ya.
doggirl,
well, if your goal was to piss me off with your cunty comment, mission accomplished.
nick,
if your goal was to piss me off by laughing at her cunty comment, mission accomplished.
Todd,
Huge congrats on the birthday!
In one short year you have created and lovingly tended to one of the most popular and brilliantly hilarious blogs around.
Keep up the good work. I remain in awe of this considerable achievement.
Bravo!
Steve
By the way. I love your birthday cake. And by love I mean I want to eat it with my bare hands while stopping only to spit out the plastic figurines of baby Mickey and friends. And maybe not even then.
ok. good day.
Happy Blog birthday!!
... and what a fabulous first word... Cunt! You should be very proud. Much better than momma or dada.
Happy Birthday Darling!!
Happy Birthday Baby, want me to spank you now or later?
Happy Birthday!
I love reading your blog every day and I'm most impressed that he shits himself at full speed and can say the word cunt. Very touching.
Wheee! Happy Birthday, dear Vegass!
We love having you around, and in a show of appreciation, we got you something special!
I hereby volunteer to watch all of the spankings to ensure quality control! Just let me know when and where. Happy bloggity birthday 8-)
happy b-day viva!! your vision is one of a kind, and that's why we keep coming back.
Apparently it's Can Dish It Out But Cant Take It Day (or is it Cant Take a Joke Day? or is it that TIME OF THE MONTH?) in Vegas.
Happy Birthday Viva! I'll help you celebrate with a botle of merlot tonight!
Cheers!
Happy Blog Birthday, Viva Las VegASS! I can't beleive this blogging thing has been going on for this long. My blog's 1st birthday is coming up May 1st.
Oh, how our little tykes are growing!
Happy One Year of blogging Todd. That's a milestone for certain. Enjoy your week.
Happy Birthday viva las vegass!
I love you and miss you!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Belated Blog Birthday!
I remember when it was just a wee blog...
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