Wednesday, April 12, 2006
A return to the witty, insightful, thought-provoking political satire you've come to expect from viva las vegASS
I'm sure this has been all over the internets; well, now it's here.

Many thanks (or "Big props" for fans of outdated slang) to my friend Dean for sending this my way.


32 Comments:

Blogger da buttah said...

see? and that's why i voted for him....

because he can stand in front of a cunt, and keep on smilin :)

Blogger Princess Steph said...

as much as you love the word cunt I would think this would sawy your votes our way, right? ;)

you know you want to be one of us, come over to the dark side.

Blogger Derek said...

It would have been funny if it wasn't such a poorly constructed Photoshop hack job. They could have just pasted the head of Bugs Bunny on there and it would look more lifelike than the obvious cutout of GWB's out of proportion head.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I am just happy you said you had a friend!

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Why is derek so negative?

Blogger miss kendra said...

that's probably very accurate, proportionally speaking.

i suspect dubya to be far smaller (if you know what i mean) than any cunt that would have him.

Shouldn't that be a picture of Hillary standing there? I think so.

Blogger MsHellion said...

He's really more of a shit than a cunt...

Blogger wmy said...

Alright dammit, per your previous post...what the hell is a buck fiddy?????

Blogger Phain said...

Photoshop or not, it's still f'in hysterical...

Blogger Nick said...

it's "big ups", dude.

Blogger katarina said...

That's hysterical. I think it looks more natural the way it was done, if it is indeed photoshop.
Very appropriate for your blog.

Blogger Claudia said...

HAR HAR HAR!

Love it.

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

It is great, but I've seen the unadulterated version. It is a different politician.

But yes, it is still HIGHLY appropriate.

Blogger Trix said...

Once again, Todd, you had me at "cunt."

Blogger yournamehere said...

buttah,
that smile is the very essence of vapid.

steph,
nope.

derek,
I think Bush's head is always out of proportion. Why didn't they just have him standing in front of a fake sign that said "I Molest Little Boys" or "My Breath Smells Like Cheney's Cock"?

tumbleweed,
I have friends, thank you very much.

derek has a blog. You should ask him why he's so negative.

kendra,
I don't even want to think about that.

vast,
that sounds a lot like a political opinion, oh he who is free to create a right-wing blog at his leisure.

mshellion,
those incompetent photoshoppers!!!

Blogger yournamehere said...

wmy,
a buck fiddy is one dollar and fifty cents.

le chat,
it is rather amusing.

nick,
thanks. You are now my authority for all things "street".

kat,
it is stunningly appropriate.

claudia,
isn't the new Canadian Prime Minister a close personal friend of Bush?

ian,
I'm not a photoshop expert, but the suit looks way old school.

trix,
oh, don't I wish.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I am worth way more than a buck fiddy at least fydolla to make you holla.
You have more friends than me, so of course I poke fun!

Blogger Cherry! said...

I am big fan of both outdated slang and the cunt. Love the post and glad you are feeling better. (you are aren't you???)

Blogger katarina said...

Derek has 23 friends. None of them are women. Hmmm.

Blogger Cherry! said...

Oops it should have said 'and the word cunt'....Damn!

Blogger Nick said...

I can't seem to find Derek's blog, perhaps he is scared of our combined might.

What a fucking poon.

Blogger megan said...

teehee! this makes me warm inside. what a douche bag.

Blogger Derek said...

I wasn't trying to be negative, although in retrospect it certainly came off that way. All I said is that it was a shitty PS job and I would have found it funny if it was the genuine article.

And I don't have a blog. I leave that to the professionals.

Blogger Secret said...

Cunt....*Smirk*
Love it Todd!
Happy Easter to ya!

Blogger Claudia said...

Todd,
Why yes, yes he is.

I believe I forgot to say "suck it"

damn you and your wit.

Blogger Jo said...

Doesn't anyone have any sympathy for poor George at all?

Blogger Rachel said...

Toodles, I have missed you and this just totally made my day. Now we should work on making yours.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Hey, it's Thursday....what the hell? You are not allowed to take a day off without permission. :)

Blogger yournamehere said...

tumbleweed,
poke away, baby.

cherry,
I'm not feeling that much better, but I'm good at hiding it.

kat,
maybe he's a player. Players never have women "friends", just women they bang.

cherry,
it's too late now. All of the guys are thinking about you lovin' the cunt.

nick,
wow, way to dogpile on poor Derek. You miss Ubie, don't ya?

megan,
I'm glad your body temperature is increasing due to this blog.

derek,
uh, I'm not mad at you. I never called you any names or insulted your high number of male friends. I just want everyone to chill.

teri,
all right! "Cunt" and "Happy Easter" in the same comment. Way to cover the bases.

claudia,
oh, you love me for my wit. It certainly isn't for my charm, looks or wealth.

jo,
let's see...there's you, da buttah, princess steph, and vast. That's four of you. Not bad for this blog, really.

Blogger yournamehere said...

rachel,
if I told you how you could make my day, you might never visit again.

tumbleweed,
the Chairman of the v.l.v. corporation gave me some time off.

Blogger The DogGrrrrl said...

that is excellent. who cares if it's photoshopped? a laugh's a laugh!

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