Saturday, April 08, 2006
BOYCOTT TOM CRUISE

Tom Cruise must be stopped!!!

Haven't we all had just about enough of Mr. Scientology? With his sham marriage, arrogant attitude regarding subjects he knows nothing about, and kooky-ass religion, Tom needs to be brought down a notch or two.

That is why I'm starting a grass-roots boycott of Tom Cruise in general and more importantly his big summer blockbuster Mission Impossible 3. I urge everyone reading this to avoid seeing MI3 and any movie Tom Cruise makes in the future.

I know that's not a lot of people, but if everyone who reads this (including lurkers) would post a Boycott Tom Cruise message on their blogs, and urge everyone who reads them to do the same, etc..etc... well, that still wouldn't be a lot of people, but it's a start, damn it. If you don't have a blog, email or IM all of your friends and urge them to join the boycott.

Please post a Boycott Tom Cruise message on your blog! Let the revolution begin.


39 Comments:

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

I'm game.
That jackass scares me.

Blogger Cherry! said...

Clap! Clap! Clap!
Thanks for starting the revolution once and for cunting all!
He will never be my wingman again.

Tom Cruise is an egregiously uneducated sucker of young male goat dick. FUCK THAT PRICK! You can count me in Todd.

Blogger n.v. said...

I'm on this.

Blogger tlsd said...

Shouldn't that read:
"BOYCOTT TOM CUNTING CRUISE"

Ok, I'm with ya.

Hey, Hang on! Is 'viva las vegASS' some mind control blog... is this the 'Cult of Guru Todd'? I see through your cunning mind games... you're trying to get rid of the opposition aren't you!?

We, your faithful followers, are being brain washed by the philosophies of vegASS. Your devious plan is to have us chanting "cunt cunting cuntard cuntdrip" whilst pleasuring you with blowjobs, thus ensuring that we will advance to a higher plain of consciousness.

God damn you're good...

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

I agree! boycott Scietologists in general!

Blogger little ol' me? said...

No problemo, Toddy! I haven't seen a movie with that douchebag in over 5 years. He creeps me out!

lol! i made a 'no tom cruise' pic for my blog in support of your boycott.

Blogger solethoughts said...

I wonder when he filmed stunts and action scenes if he had to perform them quietly while moving slowly?

Blogger Crazy Lady said...

He has gone from cool to freak. The scary part is, all he had to do to get to freak is open his mouth.

Blogger MsAPhillips said...

Done.

Blogger Claudia said...

viva la revolucion!

I hear he made 75 million for that movie...pass it on...

Blogger Egan said...

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Blogger Egan said...

I mean really, what did Tom Cruise do to anyone? So he went nutso on Matt Lauer and Oprah.

You're right, he's wacky. I join you and your fight Todd against Tom, not talent, Cruise.

Blogger katarina said...

Wow, sounds like no one was planning to see the movie anyway. I think most people have boycotted him already. He literally makes me sick.
I'm in.

Yeaaaahhhhhh! Fuckin' right on.

Blogger Anna said...

I've been privately boycotting for some time now... not that I wasn't willing to go public, more that I don't know anyone who would actually pay to see anything that idiot does. At least, that's what I thought...

Blogger erika said...

I am in!!

Blogger Karen said...

It doesn't matter how many of us sane people boycott him. There's enough insane scientologists to put that movie over the top. That is what sucks.

Blogger msmachine said...

I am in!

Blogger yournamehere said...

knitty,
it's amazing what happens to stupid people when they achieve too much fame.

cherry,
Clap? Good luck with that.

vast,
I'm glad you're so enthusiastically behind our efforts.

dena,
he doesn't have a prayer now.

tlsd,
not just blowjobs but money, lots of money.

ubie,
I just smashed my L. Ron Hubbard Commemerative Plate.

little,
I think I saw Minority Report. That was the last one.

afford,
Thank you very much. It looks great.

sole,
yes, because L. Ron says that's the way to best enhance the action.

crazy l,
the less we hear from him the better.

Blogger Blonde said...

You got my support!

He is such a fucking phoney, egotistical nut job. He is also only 5'4. I don't respect men who's asses I can kick myself.

For all that is cunty, I would kick him in the junk if I ever met him.

Blogger yournamehere said...

msaphillips,
Thank you very much. How are things in NYC?

claudia,
he could easily pay to have us all killed.

comment deleted,
concise as always. Thanks.

egan,
when he tells people not to take anti-depressants, that's just irresponsible.

kat,
none of us were. If the reviews are even halfway decent, it will make a lot of money.

andi,
it turns me on when you swear.

anna,
sadly, that War of the Worlds crap with Dakota "I'm a forty-year-old male midget" Fanning made over a hundred million dollars.

erika,
thank you so much.

vixen,
and people who just plain like to see things blow up.

twisted,
thanks for your support.

Blogger yournamehere said...

blonde,
you snuck a comment in on me, babe.

Hopefully, he will be in Vegas when you are, so I can watch you kick him in his groins.

Blogger Jo said...

Dude, you know I love you, but I can't not see MI3. I mean, like, I've seen 1 and 2. How can I NOT see 3?? I promise that I won't enjoy it. I've never ever ever liked Tom Cruise.

Blogger Trix said...

I'm thinking you should create an HTML code that we could all copy & paste to out blogs. I'd put it up, right next to HNT.

Blogger Karen said...

Trix has an excellent idea. I'd definitely give that a permanent place on my blog!

Blogger megan said...

will do! crazy fuck..

Blogger Diedre said...

totally with you - can't stand that nut job.

BTW - I haven't seen a Tom Cruise movie since "Rainman" and only like that because of the Dust man.

Blogger Stef said...

I haven't seen a Tom Cruise movie since "Top Gun". I've been boycotting him for years. Tom seeks to gain publicity by making a jackass out of himself. Other celebrity Scientologists don't go thru the machinations that Tom does.

FREE KATIE! LOL

Blogger Egan said...

I know you know I was kidding right?

Blogger miss kendra said...

i totally and fully endorse this mission.

please see my blog for details.

Blogger Brookelina said...

I already have a picture of the Tom on my blog - it's on the post about what stars I would never fuck even if my life depended on it. The idea of talking about him again on my blog makes me nauseous. I'm joining the boycott cause by boycotting his image from my blog.

See how I worked that out?

Blogger yournamehere said...

jo,
how could you not see 3? Easy. It has nothing to do with the other movies except the main character. I didn't see the other two. Did the second one leave open questions? If not, you don't need to see the third.

trix,
I have no idea how to do that. Can some computer saavy reader help me? Please?

vixen,
once again, I'm begging for help.

megan,
thanks.

diedre,
Rain Man was good, in spite of Tom.

stef,
yeah, John Travolta never runs off at the mouth.

egan,
of course. You've never liked Cruise.

kendra,
thanks a lot. I appreciate the support.

brooke,
since you're having a rough time lately, I won't give you any crap. I was, however, hoping you would use your widely-read blog to help spread the word.

Blogger Todd said...

Yeah, we write about this douch a lot. What an idiot.

Blogger Cincysundevil said...

Count me in. We don't need his crazy ass getting more millions.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Wow, I guess I missed Mission Impossible 2. Obviously you don't have to worry about me seeing 3!

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I am also on board with this. Ever since this horrible Tom and Katie thing started...when I go to grocery stores I always flip over the magazine so that I don't have to look into the crazy eyes.

Blogger Cheryl said...

HE Is ONE sick puppy.

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