It's Family Guy Monopoly!!! Holy shit. How big a dork am I for thinking this is the coolest thing since Mary Kate Olsen went to rehab? I can't wait until this is collecting dust in my closet (It's probably been twenty years or more since I played a game of Monopoly, after all). Still, I must have one. If someone buys this for me, I'll write a post about how great that person is and I'll reopen my fiction blog to feature a story with he or she as the protagonist. Fuck, that's crappy incentive. Sorry, I don't have a lot to offer.
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It's the little things that really make us happy, isn't it?!
I hope you get your wish!
http://www.boardgames.com/faguymo.html
go, get it big boy...do i at least get honorable mention for pointing you in the right direction?...and i found it on sale, to boot...
I bought a new motorcycle today.
That board game sure does look like fun!
(PS: I bought a new motorcycle today AND I'm a big brat).
Thanks, that's it for now.
Blogopoly, it's only a matter of time.
If I buy you one, will you finally write for my 'zine? *stern look*
I saw this at a local retailer and immediately thought of you Todd.
Aww, that's so cute.
I'll play it with you.
I have never finished a game of monopoly, as it always ends with me calling someone a "capitalist asshole" and saying "this game sucks, I'm outta here".
Okay, this game sucks and I'm outta here. I do love Family Guy though.
I'll play with you.
o wait that sounded dirty.
ok then.
Do they have Family Guy Risk?
Changed my mind, I also want the Drug Taking, Ho Fucking, Foul Mouthed, Alcoholic Guy Monopoloy! But without the Monopoly part.
Dear diary, jackpot.
How many chance card shave the word "cunt" on them? Enquiring minds need to know!
mo,
looks like I'll be saving my pennies.
mindlessgirl,
honorable mention is all yours.
fritz,
If I tried to drive a motorcycle, I wonder if I'd crash before or after I shit my pants.
vast,
yes, it also gets you a boot to the grill.
dale,
whoever gets Dooce and Post Secret always wins.
andi,
I'll write for your 'zine. Will it come Fed Ex or UPS?
solethoughts,
okay on both counts.
egan,
I hope Seth McFarland never sees my blog and sues me for using his property as my profile picture.
cherry,
that IS Family Guy.
kat,
we'll play with each other. Then maybe we'll get around to the game.
indie,
drinking game? Perish the thought.
teri,
would there be any other way to play?
claudia,
you hot little socialist you!
cold hands,
I hope you'd play with me for as long as a real game of Monopoly lasts.
ubie,
They should. I'll get right on that.
dale,
cherry is a genius.
todd,
it's the perfect gift.
megan,
no problem. Glad to be of help.
bob,
with a little patience and a magic marker, all of the chance cards could have "cunt" written on them.
but of course....
As soon as they come out with Family Guy drinking games, I will buy it for you! I am not going to get you something that will collect dust...it has to be special...and go in your living room so you think about me every day.
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