Tuesday, April 04, 2006

It's Family Guy Monopoly!!! Holy shit. How big a dork am I for thinking this is the coolest thing since Mary Kate Olsen went to rehab? I can't wait until this is collecting dust in my closet (It's probably been twenty years or more since I played a game of Monopoly, after all). Still, I must have one. If someone buys this for me, I'll write a post about how great that person is and I'll reopen my fiction blog to feature a story with he or she as the protagonist. Fuck, that's crappy incentive. Sorry, I don't have a lot to offer.


Blogger MoDigli said...

It's the little things that really make us happy, isn't it?!
I hope you get your wish!

Blogger mindlessgirl said...


go, get it big boy...do i at least get honorable mention for pointing you in the right direction?...and i found it on sale, to boot...

Blogger FRITZ said...

I bought a new motorcycle today.

That board game sure does look like fun!

(PS: I bought a new motorcycle today AND I'm a big brat).

Thanks, that's it for now.

Damn It! I just bought you the "Saved By The Bell" edition of Monopoly. Does that get me anything besides a vicious kick in the nuts?

Blogger Dale said...

Blogopoly, it's only a matter of time.

If I buy you one, will you finally write for my 'zine? *stern look*

Blogger solethoughts said...

That is pretty sweet. Let me know if you don't have it by Christmas.

Blogger solethoughts said...

Oh and link me if you must.

Blogger Egan said...

I saw this at a local retailer and immediately thought of you Todd.

Blogger Cherry! said...

No! No! No! We want Drug Taking, Ho Fucking, Foul Mouthed, Alcoholic Guy Monopoloy!

Blogger katarina said...

Aww, that's so cute.
I'll play it with you.

Blogger IndependentGrl said...

hopefully it's not as dreadful as the real game - even as a kid I can't remember ever completing a game. I do think your game could actually make for a nice drinking game.

Blogger Secret said...

I'm with Dale.....Can we all play online?

Blogger Claudia said...

I have never finished a game of monopoly, as it always ends with me calling someone a "capitalist asshole" and saying "this game sucks, I'm outta here".

Okay, this game sucks and I'm outta here. I do love Family Guy though.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

I'll play with you.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

o wait that sounded dirty.

ok then.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Do they have Family Guy Risk?

Blogger Dale said...

Changed my mind, I also want the Drug Taking, Ho Fucking, Foul Mouthed, Alcoholic Guy Monopoloy! But without the Monopoly part.

Blogger Todd said...

Dear diary, jackpot.

Blogger megan said...

oh. my. god. i could die happy, right now. i'm so freaking excited. thank you for telling me this.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many chance card shave the word "cunt" on them? Enquiring minds need to know!

Blogger yournamehere said...

looks like I'll be saving my pennies.

honorable mention is all yours.

If I tried to drive a motorcycle, I wonder if I'd crash before or after I shit my pants.

yes, it also gets you a boot to the grill.

whoever gets Dooce and Post Secret always wins.

I'll write for your 'zine. Will it come Fed Ex or UPS?

okay on both counts.

I hope Seth McFarland never sees my blog and sues me for using his property as my profile picture.

that IS Family Guy.

we'll play with each other. Then maybe we'll get around to the game.

Blogger yournamehere said...

drinking game? Perish the thought.

would there be any other way to play?

you hot little socialist you!

cold hands,
I hope you'd play with me for as long as a real game of Monopoly lasts.

They should. I'll get right on that.

cherry is a genius.

it's the perfect gift.

no problem. Glad to be of help.

with a little patience and a magic marker, all of the chance cards could have "cunt" written on them.

Blogger Cold Hands said...

but of course....

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

As soon as they come out with Family Guy drinking games, I will buy it for you! I am not going to get you something that will collect dust...it has to be special...and go in your living room so you think about me every day.

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